It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S02E03 — Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare

00:00:02 DENNIS, STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, DAD.

00:00:46 WE GOT BIG DREAMS, MAC. WE'RE GONNA GO FOLLOW 'EM.

00:02:10 OH, LOOK, WE QUALIFIED.

00:03:04 I'M TRYING TO CONDUCT IMPORTANT BUSINESS BACK THERE.

00:04:03 OH, LIVING THE DREAM, BRO. LIVING THE DREAM. ♪♪

00:04:49 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS.

00:05:49 RIGHT. THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS SHADY, FRANK. I LIKE THIS KIND OF STUFF.

00:06:47 - WE JUST PAY THEM NOTHING? - WE PAY THEM NOTHING!

00:07:43 I UNDERSTAND THAT. WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE? HE SEEMS STRONG.

00:08:36 OR ANYTHING THAT WE CAN GO OVER, LIKE THEIR PHYSICAL STATS AND SOME KIND OF NUMBERS...

00:09:24 BETWEEN FRIENDS AT THE WELFARE STORE.

00:10:11 OH, MOST DEFINITELY.

00:11:19 OH, MY GOD!

00:12:05 UH, $200?

00:13:01 AMEN TO THAT, BROTHER. ME TOO. I WANT TO PLAY CHARLIE.

00:13:53 IT'S LIKE HE'S REALLY TRYING TO BECOME OUR FATHER.

00:14:44 YEAH. OH, A VIG! A VIG.

00:15:40 I THINK I MAY HAVE PEED IN MY PANTS.

00:16:37 HEY! DENNIS! HEY, DENNIS. WHA... WHAT?

00:17:38 I JUST NEED A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY. WAIT! CHARLIE, WAIT!

00:18:39 SOME RECENT ACTIVITY ON MY NEW ACCOUNT?

00:19:26 IN A COUPLE DAYS. YEAH.

00:20:14 COME ON. YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THE SLAVES?

00:21:12 CRACK.