It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S02E02 — The Gang Goes Jihad

00:00:02 I JUST NEED TO GET SOME LEVERAGE HERE.

00:00:48 WHAT GANG? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

00:01:34 ANYTHING SOUTH OF THAT DIVIDING LINE BELONGS TO ME.

00:03:12 OKAY, THE BUTTER GOES ON, THEN THE PEANUT BUTTER.

00:03:55 I CAN'T EVEN MENTION YOUR BALLS AROUND YOU. OKAY.

00:04:50 YOU CAN CHOOSE TO LIVE LIKE AN ANIMAL IF YOU WANT TO,

00:05:45 SO THIS ASSHOLE'S USING A LAW THAT'S, LIKE, 300 YEARS OLD?

00:06:38 IN CERTAIN MATTERS, BUT... NO. BUT IF CERTAIN PARTIES WHO HAS, UH, CERTAIN EXPERIENCES...

00:07:32 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN ISRAEL. OKAY. THAT'S RIGHT.

00:08:16 YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM IT FOREVER.

00:09:19 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU START TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS?

00:10:15 POOP ON THEIR SHOES. THEIR SHOES, DUDE.

00:11:00 YOU CAN SAY IT, BUT IT HAS TO BE IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT.

00:11:55 WHAT IS THAT, MUSK?

00:12:52 I JUST CAN'T HAVE THAT, DEE.

00:14:01 THEY'RE, LIKE, THREE TIMES THE SIZE OF NORMAL EGGS AND TWICE THE PRICE.

00:14:48 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! MY TOE'S CAUGHT IN THE FENCE! GO BACK!

00:15:42 OH...

00:16:39 MY CONTRACTOR JUST TOLD ME THERE'S A GAS LEAK IN THAT GODDAMN BUILDING I JUST BOUGHT.

00:17:40 - READ THE SCRIPT. - I'M NOT GONNA READ THE SCRIPT.

00:18:43 OH, MAC... THAT CONTEXT WAS FINE, DENNIS. TRUST ME.

00:19:52 YEAH.

00:21:04 JUST FOR THE RECORD, I WOULD RATHER NOT SPEND MY LIFE IN JAIL.

00:22:02 SHIT.