It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S02E01 — Charlie Gets Crippled

00:00:02 COME ON. JUST ONE MORE RACE.

00:00:50 NO! I'M GOING HOME! I'M GOING HOME. OH!

00:02:13 YOU DROP THE BOMB, THEN YOU SOFTEN THE BLOW. YOU NEVER TRIED THIS?

00:03:10 AND THEN YOU START TALKING ABOUT MOM LIKE SHE'S DEAD.

00:04:13 BEFORE WE GET CRAZY GIVING AWAY OUR MONEY HERE,

00:05:07 YOU GOTTA DO THIS, MAN! EMBRACE IT. GET IN THE SPIRIT.

00:06:12 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. WE DON'T NEED TO BE DOING THIS, OKAY?

00:07:15 HEY, GUYS, I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.

00:08:02 - OKAY, GET A COIN. - I DON'T HAVE A COIN.

00:08:44 YEAH. HEY...

00:09:36 IS THAT MR. TIB... IS THAT WHAT THEY CALL YOU? THEY CALL YOU MR. TIBBS?

00:10:38 CHARLIE, BUDDY, BUDDY, BUDDY. CHARLIE. OH, MY GOD, I'M COLD.

00:11:24 LET'S GET READY. ALL RIGHT. WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?

00:12:11 IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT THAT I DO THIS MYSELF.

00:13:39 YEAH. SHOWER IN THE SINK. IN THE SINK?

00:14:23 JUST WATCH... WATCH AND LEARN. OH, LOOK AT YOU, SWEETIE.

00:15:14 WHATEVER, DUDE. CRIPPLED, DISABLED... I DON'T CARE, MAN!

00:16:11 YOU'RE JUST A SORE LOSER!

00:17:11 WHAT... REALLY? YEAH. I'M GOING TO THE STRIP... DON'T TOUCH THAT.

00:18:10 GIRLS, SAY HELLO TO CHARLIE. NO!

00:19:01 TAKE ALL MY GIRLS! IT'S NOT A WIN-WIN SITUATION!

00:20:02 YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THERE! YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BLOW TUBE!

00:20:54 OH! WHOO! WHOO, BABY!

00:22:00 WHAT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES.