It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S01E07 — Charlie Got Molested

00:00:04 ON THE SIDE. YOU DIDN'T DO THAT ON PURPOSE.

00:00:41 - WOW. THAT'S HORRIBLE. - DID THIS GUY TEACH YOU GUYS?

00:01:54 SWEET DEE AND I TOOK PSYCHOLOGY AT PENN, SO LET THE GROWN-UPS TALK.

00:02:35 DO YOU THINK THAT MURRAY BLEW THESE GUYS?

00:03:21 HOW COME YOU'RE GETTING SO UPSET?

00:04:06 HEY, OPEN UP!

00:04:50 YOU CAN'T JUST THRUST YOURSELF IN THE POSITION OF CAREGIVER LIKE THAT.

00:05:32 DID YOU JUST SAY, "WE JUST STEPPED OUT OF THE SHOWER"?

00:06:16 IF YOU WANT IN ON THE TEAM, WE COULD PROBABLY GET A NICE CLASS-ACTION SUIT GOING.

00:07:00 WE SHOULD DO IT. I WANNA DO IT.

00:07:41 I THINK WE NEED TO EASE HIM INTO IT. THERE HE IS.

00:08:32 IT'S ME... MAC!

00:09:13 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? YEAH.

00:10:01 DEE, COULD YOU GRAB ME A BEER? GRAB ONE YOURSELF.

00:10:34 I'VE BEEN READING UP ON THE SUBJECT OF PEDOPHILIA.

00:11:16 GOOD. I'M SURE HE DIDN'T. OH, BOY.

00:11:51 DON'T YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME!

00:12:57 IN HERE, CHARLIE!

00:13:45 PRISON CAN BE A BAD PLACE FOR A GUY LIKE THAT.

00:15:16 I REALLY THINK THEY BOUGHT IT. OH, YEAH. DEFINITELY.

00:15:58 SODOMY.

00:16:45 HE'S NOT GONNA GET SOME.

00:17:33 SO, IN A WAY, MY LIFE IS RUINED.

00:18:13 ALL RIGHT. THAT LITTLE PRICK'S GOIN' TO HELL.