It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S01E06 — The Gang Finds a Dead Guy

00:00:02 YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS. HE'S A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER.

00:00:48 YO! WHAT'S THE MATTER?

00:02:05 ARE WE GONNA SERVE DRINKS TODAY? I DON'T THINK THE BOARD OF HEALTH WILL BE TOO KEEN ON THAT.

00:02:56 NO, WE'RE NOT. HEY. HOW YOU DOING?

00:03:48 YEAH. WELL, HE WAS A GREAT MAN. REALLY?

00:04:36 YEAH, OF COURSE. BYE.

00:05:33 YEAH, SURE. THANK YOU.

00:06:22 YOU KNOW, HOW YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH THEM.

00:06:58 YOU CAN'T BEAT ME HERE, OKAY? I WILL ALWAYS WIN IN THESE CIRCUMSTANCES.

00:07:37 THEY HAVE EARS, ALL RIGHT?

00:08:31 DENNIS. OH, THIS IS AWKWARD. I'M... I'M NOT...

00:09:31 JEWS. UM, MAYBE I SHOULD GO AND CHECK ON DEE, BECAUSE...

00:10:30 TO TAKE CARE OF THAT.

00:11:25 THAT WOULD BE SO AMAZING.

00:12:27 SURE. GOT SOME NICER CLOTHES?

00:13:39 WELL, I DON'T WANNA BE RUDE. WELL, THE RINGER'S GOING OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUNERAL.

00:14:54 HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE, CHARLIE? OH, IT'S POSSIBLE.

00:15:50 I'LL TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT HIM.

00:16:46 HOW CAN I HELP YOU? WE ARE GOING TO MAKE YOUR DAY TODAY, SIR.

00:17:44 HOW MUCH WILL YOU GIVE US FOR IT?

00:18:57 NO, WHY DON'T YOU COME CLOSER SO I CAN GET A GOOD LOOK AT YOU?

00:19:54 YEAH. YEAH, IT IS.

00:20:35 I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. OF COURSE YOU CARE.

00:21:38 DOZEN RANGERS IN THERE TOO. ALL RIGHT. WELL...