It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S01E05 — Gun Fever

00:00:02 YOU'RE SUCH A DILDO, DUDE. THANKS, DUDE.

00:00:46 SOMEBODY BROKE INTO THE BAR AND STOLE OUR SAFE.

00:02:01 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LEADS OR... NOT REALLY.

00:02:46 - NO, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. COME ON. - HEY, BABE.

00:03:41 HAND ALL DOWN THE BACK OF HER PANTS.

00:04:25 IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE. I THINK THE PLEASURE WOULD BE ALL MINE.

00:05:21 I PLACED A COUPLE BAD INVESTMENTS!

00:06:20 YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD SHOT, DENNIS. THANKS, BRO.

00:07:01 HOLD IT FOR A LITTLE BIT. NO, I DON'T WANNA HOLD IT.

00:07:58 EVERYONE'S NERVOUS THEIR FIRST TIME. BUT I PROMISE YOU,

00:08:47 - YES! - LET'S DO THAT.

00:09:39 I'M COMING! ALL RIGHT. HANG ON A SECOND THERE.

00:10:45 - YES. - OH, GOOD BOY. GET LOST.

00:11:48 - LET'S GO DO SOME INVESTIGATING. - ALL RIGHT. ALL...

00:12:36 REALLY?

00:13:24 ALL RIGHT. HERE.

00:14:24 I'M GONNA GET THIS ASSHOLE TO HIT PADDY'S AGAIN.

00:15:22 SO THE STUPID ASSHOLE DIDN'T EVEN THINK TO LOOK THERE, RIGHT?

00:16:15 ABSOLUTELY. ENJOY YOUR DRINKY.

00:16:59 I KNOW. DENNIS, YOU ARE NOT SHOOTING ANYONE!

00:17:43 - DID YOU GET HIM? - I'M SHOT!

00:18:37 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOT CHARLIE, DUDE. DON'T START THIS AGAIN!

00:19:45 LISTEN. LISTEN. THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU ARE ALL RIGHT.

00:20:38 IDIOTS.