It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S01E04 — Charlie Has Cancer
2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 3,461 VOTES · DIR. Rob Mac
Overview
After discovering that he might have cancer, Mac and Dennis attempt to find a woman who will sleep with Charlie. In the midst of their search, Mac falls in love with a transsexual he meets at the bar named Carmen. Overwhelmed by the extra workload that she had to take on since Charlie has taken a leave of absence, Dee tries to get Dennis to hire a recently out of work actress friend to help out.
Dialogue Timeline — 361 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:05 - - YO, CHARLIE! IT'S DENNIS!
00:00:59 JESUS, DUDE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
00:01:52 - I REALLY SHOULDN'T. - THEN DON'T.
00:03:16 AND WE CRIED TOGETHER, AND I HELD HIM FOR A WHILE,
00:04:00 LET'S FIND A GIRL FOR CHARLIE... SOMEONE TO BE THERE FOR HIM,
00:04:41 YES, WE WILL. THERE ARE NEVER ANY GIRLS IN THIS BAR.
00:05:26 I DON'T THINK GETTING CHARLIE LAID IS GONNA HELP HIS CANCER PROBLEM.
00:06:03 EXCUSE ME, BRO. CAN YOU GIVE ME A SECOND?
00:07:04 WHAT DO YOU WANT, CHARLIE?
00:07:50 THAT'S REALLY COOL. WELL, SO THAT BRACELET PROBABLY MEANS...
00:08:46 - IN WHAT? - DEBT.
00:09:40 WE KIND OF NEED HER. WE KIND OF NEED SWEET DEE.
00:10:31 WOW! THAT REALLY MEANS A LOT.
00:11:24 YOU KNOW, WHERE THE GIRLS DANCE ON TOP OF THE BARS,
00:12:10 DENNIS. THAT'S A THREE-POINTER.
00:13:03 FIRST.
00:14:21 CHARLIE'S BEEN IN LOVE WITH THAT GIRL FOR MONTHS.
00:15:10 OH, MY GOD!
00:16:51 YOU WANNA SEE ME SHAKE IT?
00:17:45 DO YOU? WHAT HAPPENED? I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
00:18:41 OH, MY GOD! I THINK YOU BROKE MY NOSE!
00:19:27 WE'RE GONNA START DATING. AND THAT'S THE WAY THAT LIFE WORKS, MAN!
00:20:27 THAT YOU PAID HER TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? WHAT?
00:21:39 DENNIS!
Cast & Characters
Charlie Day
Charlie Kelly
Glenn Howerton
Dennis Reynolds
Rob Mac
Ronald 'Mac' McDonald
Kaitlin Olson
Dee Reynolds
Artemis Pebdani
Artemis
Mary Elizabeth Ellis
Waitress
Brittany Daniel
Carmen
Dennis Hogan
Construction Worker
Dennis Hart
Construction Worker #2
Lisa LoCicero
Executive
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed361
Dialogue density15.7 lines / min
First line00:00:05
Final line00:21:39
Production Record
DirectorRob Mac
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes3,461
Factoids
Episode
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, season 1, episode 4: Charlie Has Cancer.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2710/season/1/episode/4
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