It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S01E03 — Underage Drinking: A National Concern
2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 8.3 · 3,752 VOTES · DIR. Dan Attias
Overview
After reminiscing about high school, the guys conclude that it would be a public service if they allowed teens to drink in the bar, thus providing a safe and controlled environment for teens to party. Feeling that she missed out on a lot as a teenager due to having to wear a brace for her scoliosis, Dee begins dating a high school jock.
Dialogue Timeline — 374 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:13 I LIKE WHAT I'M SEEING HERE!
00:00:59 - KIND OF A YOUNG CROWD, RIGHT? - YEAH!
00:02:14 I GUESS.
00:03:02 BUT IT'S VERY DANGEROUS, RIGHT? RIGHT? OKAY.
00:03:50 ONE DAY AT A TIME. ONE DAY AT A TIME.
00:04:51 YEAH. SO, LISTEN, I HAVE A LACROSSE GAME,
00:05:46 THE ONLY REASON YOU GOT TO HANG OUT WITH ME AND THE OTHER COOL KIDS...
00:06:33 OH. HE'S GETTING SAD NOW. OH, NO.
00:07:30 LET'S, UH, JUST TAKE IT SLOW.
00:08:18 IS HE A PLAYER? BIG TIME.
00:09:16 GODDAMN IT.
00:10:03 NO, THIS WILL WORK. NO, LOOK. "NONTOXIC AND SAFE."
00:10:59 YEAH. THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
00:11:51 WHO WANTS TO DO A KEG STAND?
00:13:09 UM, HE'S SO FULL OF SHIT.
00:14:14 WHAT? NO, WE CAN'T GO TO THE PROM. THAT'S PATHETIC.
00:15:13 AH, YOU'RE GONNA CRY? SHUT UP!
00:16:01 ARE YOU GONNA GO? I'M GONNA GO.
00:16:50 I KNOW. I FEEL SO LUCKY THAT THIS THING EVEN FITS STILL.
00:17:44 TREY'S HERE. OH, MY GOD.
00:18:36 THAT'S MY PROM DATE. MM-HMM.
00:19:23 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? ANYTHING YOU WANT.
00:20:05 - WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT? - WHOA!
00:20:57 JUST LIKE HIGH SCHOOL.
Cast & Characters
Charlie Day
Charlie Kelly
Glenn Howerton
Dennis Reynolds
Rob Mac
Ronald 'Mac' McDonald
Kaitlin Olson
Dee Reynolds
Kelsie Lynn
Girl with Braces
Jaimie Alexander
Tammy
Ryan Alvarez
Billy
Katie Chonacas
Sara
Robert Adamson
Trey
Trish Coren
Another Girl
Brian McLaughlin
Kid
Greg Alba
Kid #2
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed374
Dialogue density16.3 lines / min
First line00:00:13
Final line00:20:57
Production Record
DirectorDan Attias
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes3,752
Factoids
Episode
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, season 1, episode 3: Underage Drinking: A National Concern.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2710/season/1/episode/3
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