It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S01E01 — The Gang Gets Racist

00:00:02 ANOTHER BIG NIGHT, FELLAS... $164.87.

00:00:51 IT'S GOING GOOD. HOW YOU DOIN'? GOOD, MAN.

00:02:17 THERE'S GONNA BE BROTHERS, WHITE BOYS, LATINOS, WHATEVER.

00:03:05 HE'S GIVING YOU CRAZY EYES. THE INSANE, CRAZY EYES.

00:03:54 AND I TORE HIS ASS APART!

00:04:49 COFFEE? YEAH.

00:05:42 DON'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW.

00:06:35 DOMINO, BITCH!

00:07:24 WELL, IF ANYTHING, I THINK WE SHOULD BE FOCUSED ON BLACK MEN, FIRST OF ALL.

00:08:13 HA! HA-HA! HA! GIVE IT TO ME!

00:09:08 HOW ARE YOU? HEY! WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?

00:10:08 LOT OF DUDES. YEAH, THERE'S A LOT OF DUDES.

00:10:57 YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

00:12:04 HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS?

00:12:53 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? "EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME!"

00:13:44 NAY.

00:14:43 OKAY.

00:15:35 WHAT'D HE SAY? HE SAID THAT JANELL PUNCHED ME IN MY EYE!

00:16:29 OKAY. SO WHAT? SO I THINK I KNOW HOW WE CAN SOLVE THIS WHOLE GAY MESS.

00:17:31 OH, THAT'S GREAT.

00:18:43 WHAT THE F... WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

00:19:34 LISTEN, I GOT YOU SOME NEW CDs.

00:20:27 I MEAN MY SISTER.

00:21:26 HOW'S THAT ASS FEELIN'?