It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie

Name: It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie
Director: Kirk R. Thatcher
Released: 2003
Duration: 88 min
Rating: 6.2
Cast: Steve Whitmire, Steve Whitmire, Steve Whitmire, Dave Goelz, Dave Goelz

2003 · 88 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 5,003 VOTES · DIR. Kirk R. Thatcher

It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie poster

Overview

The owner of a bank (Miss Bitterman) wants to own the Muppet Theatre so she can build a nightclub over it. After she tricks Pepe into giving her the only copy of the contract between her father and the Muppets, she changes it so the Muppets have very little time to pay a debt they owe. Meanwhile, the Muppets are trying to put on a Christmas show. After the Muppets are confronted by Bitterman, they make a lot of sacrifices to save up so they can keep the Theatre.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,221 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:14 Happy holidays.

00:03:44 Piggy, would you please leave me alone?!

00:08:08 Whoa, that's cool. You can really see the beauty of the compound bug eye.

00:11:30 Ua, deux, trois...

00:15:09 Well, I've been invited to shake my bonbons

00:18:28 All right, I'll keep watching.

00:21:38 Look at us, fighting and being selfish when Kermit has done so much for us.

00:25:02 Is it possible to give 110%? Because that's what I'm getting from these girls.

00:27:55 - No, you're dead! - I'm alive! It's a miracle!

00:30:58 Aie...

00:34:29 Get ready for... Moulin Scrooge!

00:38:40 Now, Pepe, what is going on?

00:41:39 'Scuse me, mate.

00:45:07 Argh!

00:50:01 - Really? - Just lick it.

00:54:44 It isn't.

00:57:52 You did not just say that. You did not just say that!

01:00:40 Because that was the Gonzo from the Kermit-less world.

01:04:22 Wait a second... Beaker, you're all swollen!

01:08:07 You must be 18 or older. 2.99 a minute, local tolls may apply.

01:11:52 # I'd do them right

01:14:51 OK.

01:17:47 I'll tell you why. Because I realised that it's not that horrible that we lost the theatre.

01:21:07 isn't that what Christmas is all about, OK?

Cast & Characters

Steve Whitmire Kermit Steve Whitmire Rizzo the Rat Steve Whitmire Beaker Dave Goelz The Great Gonzo Dave Goelz Dr. Bunsen Honeydew Dave Goelz Waldorf Bill Barretta Pepe the Prawn Bill Barretta Rowlf the Dog Bill Barretta Swedish Chef Eric Jacobson Miss Piggy Eric Jacobson Fozzie Bear Eric Jacobson Animal

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,221

Dialogue density13.9 lines / min

First line00:00:14

Final line01:21:07

Production Record

DirectorKirk R. Thatcher

LanguageEnglish

IMDb votes5,003