It Ain't Hay

1943 · 80 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 1,086 VOTES · DIR. Erle C. Kenton

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Overview

Abbot and Costello must find a replacement for a woman's horse they accidentally killed after feeding it some candy. They head for the racetrack, find a look-a-like and take it. They do not realize that the nag is "Tea Biscuit," a champion racehorse.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,802 lines

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00:01:15 (SINGING) The bluebird tunes up his magic flute
00:04:26 Hello, Princess. How's my best girlfriend?
00:07:26 I mean, when I dropped my ticket on the floor
00:09:51 as my new efficiency expert you are in complete charge.
00:14:48 And I'll sit right here until the bill is paid.
00:17:27 No, M.D.
00:21:10 Well, what happened?
00:28:42 You tried to help and it just didn't work out right.
00:31:23 and put your money right on his nose.
00:33:36 Come on. Come on, Jellypop.
00:36:19 "You can lead a horse to water
00:39:00 How do you like... BOTH: No.
00:41:42 I hate the most in all the world.
00:45:16 That's the closest hit they'll ever make around here.
00:48:04 Because it would break her heart.
00:51:36 That's a hot horse.
00:54:50 Go on. Stall him.
00:57:59 Oh, boy. We can't get out of here with that guy at the door.
01:01:03 (SCREAMS)
01:05:10 for the parade, past the grandstand.
01:08:07 regardless of the fact that the horse is not running.
01:11:40 Thanks, boys, that's great.
01:14:52 It was a pleasure, Mr. O'Hara.
400:01:00 advance I gave your partner.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,802
Dialogue density22.5 lines / min
First line00:01:15
Final line400:01:00

Production Record

DirectorErle C. Kenton
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,086