It Ain't Hay
1943 · 80 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 1,086 VOTES · DIR. Erle C. Kenton
Overview
Abbot and Costello must find a replacement for a woman's horse they accidentally killed after feeding it some candy. They head for the racetrack, find a look-a-like and take it. They do not realize that the nag is "Tea Biscuit," a champion racehorse.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,802 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:15 (SINGING) The bluebird tunes up his magic flute
00:04:26 Hello, Princess. How's my best girlfriend?
00:07:26 I mean, when I dropped my ticket on the floor
00:09:51 as my new efficiency expert you are in complete charge.
00:14:48 And I'll sit right here until the bill is paid.
00:17:27 No, M.D.
00:21:10 Well, what happened?
00:28:42 You tried to help and it just didn't work out right.
00:31:23 and put your money right on his nose.
00:33:36 Come on. Come on, Jellypop.
00:36:19 "You can lead a horse to water
00:39:00 How do you like... BOTH: No.
00:41:42 I hate the most in all the world.
00:45:16 That's the closest hit they'll ever make around here.
00:48:04 Because it would break her heart.
00:51:36 That's a hot horse.
00:54:50 Go on. Stall him.
00:57:59 Oh, boy. We can't get out of here with that guy at the door.
01:01:03 (SCREAMS)
01:05:10 for the parade, past the grandstand.
01:08:07 regardless of the fact that the horse is not running.
01:11:40 Thanks, boys, that's great.
01:14:52 It was a pleasure, Mr. O'Hara.
400:01:00 advance I gave your partner.
Cast & Characters
Bud Abbott
Grover Mockridge
Lou Costello
Wilbur Hoolihan
Grace McDonald
Kitty McGloin
Cecil Kellaway
King O'Hara
Eugene Pallette
Gregory Warner
Patsy O'Connor
Peggy
Patsy O'Connor
Princess O'Hara
Leighton Noble
Pvt. Joe Collins
Shemp Howard
Umbrella Sam
Samuel S. Hinds
Col. Brainard
Eddie Quillan
Harry the Horse
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,802
Dialogue density22.5 lines / min
First line00:01:15
Final line400:01:00
Production Record
DirectorErle C. Kenton
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,086