Invasion of Alien Bikini
2011 · 75 MIN · IMDB 4.5 · 288 VOTES · DIR. Oh Young-Doo
Overview
Young-Gun is a virgin who always tries to do the right thing. He wanders around the city every night as protector of the people. Nobody asked Young-Gun to do this and he doesn't get paid, but he risks his life for the common good and also picks up trash along the way. One evening, he hears a woman screaming. After fighting with mysterious men, Young-Gun saves her and takes her back to his house. Young-Gun has a crush on her, but she is an alien who has been sent to Earth to increase her species. Before dawn, she has to find the best sperm and become fertilized with the sperm. Young-Gun has taken a vow of chastity until marriage, so he can't give the alien what she wants. Throughout the long night the beautiful alien tries to get his sperm... Can the thirty something virgin Young-Gun overcome tempation from the alien? Can Young-Gun save Planet Earth?
Dialogue Timeline — 455 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:20 Stop!
00:06:08 It's none of your business.
00:10:47 City Protector
00:12:29 It smells bad, yuck!
00:14:31 I'm sorry. I'll contact the headquarters and call for back-up.
00:15:45 So I cut this yam into 8-10 centimeters
00:16:54 I'm Monica.
00:18:09 We have a lot in common.
00:19:35 And also you are so handsome...
00:20:51 Drinking and smoking are awfully bad for your health.
00:22:28 and to play this game, you have to stack the initial tower
00:27:01 Oops...
00:31:23 No... Those bastards...
00:37:39 Ms. Hamonica?
00:40:28 ls it scorpions' mating pose from the Kamasutra
00:42:57 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...
00:44:01 you need to submit a marriage registration paper
00:45:40 No.
00:47:44 I ground garlic, ginger, onion, wasabi
00:54:46 Dad...
01:00:35 Wait!
01:01:59 the planet's time-system too quickly.
01:07:45 Hurry up!
01:09:37 The time-system of Ms.Monica and the earth is not equal to yours, either.