Inspector Clouseau
1968 · 96 MIN · IMDB 4.8 · 3,376 VOTES · DIR. Bud Yorkin
Overview
Detective Inspector Jacques Clouseau is borrowed from the Surete on special assignment for Scotland Yard in hopes that a fresh outlook will help the government recover the loot from the Great Train Robbery, which is being used to underwrite a new crime wave. What they don't count on, however, is having more than one Clouseau on the job.
Dialogue Timeline — 870 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:03:03 - What can you tell us? - No comment.
00:07:27 .. we have apprehended a dozen of the gang, including three of their top men.
00:11:10 They would never have caught me but for my fingerprints on the water pistol.
00:14:32 - I have a phobia from recording devices. - Please.
00:17:12 Yes, but how do you... have it laundered?
00:20:06 - My wife's a mite Scottish. - Lovely people.
00:24:24 There we are.
00:27:17 What the devil do you think you're doing? Put it down!
00:30:17 And the rest of you, clear out of this neck of the woods.
00:33:31 - Kismet. That's exactly where I'm going. - Good.
00:36:33 I've got an idea. I've only got face shots of you.
00:40:31 And I suppose the collapsing bed was part of our equipment?
00:46:31 Hold on. Get into the front seat.
00:50:00 Get off! Give me some air!
00:52:32 - Are you getting all this? - Yeah, get it!
00:58:17 - One up, Chicken in the Basket. - Time for lunch, Nicole.
01:01:28 My Auntie Mary does this for me.
01:04:56 Gentlemen, under no circumstances whatsoever
01:07:46 Come on, get this thing moving!
01:13:55 Swing it round. More to your left. OK.
01:16:59 Hit him back.
01:22:45 Help! Help!
01:25:34 - You killed three of the gang. - Sorry to interrupt, but it was five.
01:29:27 - Goodbye, my darling. See you next week. - I will have everything ready for you.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed870
Dialogue density9.1 lines / min
First line00:03:03
Final line01:29:27
Production Record
DirectorBud Yorkin
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes3,376