InAPPropriate Comedy

00:00:12 [skateboard shuffling]

00:06:03 [MAN GROANING]

00:11:06 IS THAT FOR-- IS THAT--

00:14:21 AND YOU SAVE UP MONEY, DINERO, AND BUY A LOW RIDER

00:18:30 OH, I HIT A NUT. GOOD MOVE.

00:22:08 WHY AM I HOLDING A SPEAR?

00:25:50 YOU'RE--YOU'RE AN AUTHORIZED INSTRUCTOR, RIGHT?

00:29:09 OH, MONEY! NO! OH, MY GOD!

00:32:57 HI, I'M JUST LOOKING.

00:35:57 LOOK ON THE FUCKING WALL. FUCK THE POLICE.

00:41:17 [CRYING]

00:44:45 SOME GIRL I FUCKED LAST WEEK

00:47:56 WOW. WOW.

00:50:39 I, UH, DON'T MEAN TO BOTHER YOU.

00:53:29 - STOP, STOP, STOP! - GET OUT OF HERE.

00:57:04 AND IT'S JUST LIKE, I'VE NEVER CRIED WITH A MAN BEFORE.

01:00:11 'CAUSE THIS IS A RECESSION.

01:02:55 WHY DON'T YOU GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT OFF THE--

01:05:35 SOUNDS FUN.

01:08:07 - FREE TRIPS TO AFRICA. - FREE.

01:10:47 [LAUGHING]

01:14:31 AH, PERFECT!

01:18:44 I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. YOU'RE PATHETIC.

02:00:04 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?!