If You Don't Stop It...You'll Go Blind!!!

1975 · 80 MIN · IMDB 4.4 · 177 VOTES · DIR. I. Robert Levy, Keefe Brasselle

If You Don't Stop It...You'll Go Blind!!! poster

Overview

A series of vignettes, usually of a crude sexual nature, from various not so well known comedians combining to make a hilarious spoof.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,111 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:27 Thank you very much.
00:05:56 I'm stuck.
00:08:29 You're gonna be OK.
00:10:57 OK, stupid.
00:14:17 The stench.
00:16:57 I don't care if you kill me.
00:20:22 All right now, Lionel, you just take your place, OK,
00:22:52 Before a big tournament, is there
00:24:47 How many children do you have?
00:27:18 that has been having some financial difficulties lately.
00:34:24 Cleavage sounds so formal, don't you think?
00:36:57 Jordan, would you like a cigarette?
00:39:06 and I'll help you find it.
00:42:15 for $500 from the policeman's welfare fund,
00:45:45 Hey Lou, I saw some guy
00:48:12 You're just now coming.
00:50:39 Great, wasn't it?
00:53:08 Put your weight on your elbows, Omar.
00:54:54 Uh-oh, something's wrong, ladies and gentlemen.
00:57:27 and he said I had a beautiful body.
01:01:11 and sexually satisfy me,
01:03:49 the star of tonight's show,
01:07:20 a man who personally will attend
01:12:27 Maestro, if you please.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,111
Dialogue density13.9 lines / min
First line00:00:27
Final line01:12:27

Production Record

DirectorI. Robert Levy, Keefe Brasselle
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes177

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