If It Don't Fit, Use a Bigger Hammer

2002 · 101 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 1,418 VOTES · DIR. Peter Thorwarth

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Overview

Frustrated with their lazy new intern, a trio of offbeat builders decide to teach him a lesson with a series of escalating pranks.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,011 lines

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00:02:14 IF IT DOESN'T FIT, MAKE IT FIT
00:06:22 Did I tell you that my old man was with Richthofen in France? - Oh yeah?
00:08:58 He graduated with honors.
00:11:52 Great weather there. Not like here. 92 degrees by 8:30 a.m.
00:14:55 - we can put up wall. - Mr. Kümmel.
00:18:11 A new ticket? Can't I just change flights?
00:21:24 - 5 o'clock, time to knock off. - I still decide
00:24:29 - The scaffolding... - What about it?
00:28:56 I buy little house.
00:32:33 Why's that guy fiddling around with our building site?
00:35:39 You bet! All properly dumped. Nobody'll find it in 100 years.
00:39:34 We'll make the whole house 1 meter shorter.
00:44:19 Is it precisely on the edge?
00:46:48 C'mon, Philipp!
00:52:20 Mind if I sleep here?
00:57:48 Hey, Kalle. Got a cigarette for me?
01:01:40 - Is that you? - Wanna fuck or chat? - Fu...
01:05:39 How should I put it, Mr. Wiesenkamp?
01:09:11 The whole time you let me think I caused Marek's death?
01:14:08 4 years ago I was in the Black Forest.
01:19:20 I always did what others wanted... my parents, my teachers, my uncle.
01:24:36 What's that down there?
01:28:43 I thought the bastard was on Majorca!
01:32:23 Hello! Help! Help!

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Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,011
Dialogue density10.0 lines / min
First line00:02:14
Final line01:32:23

Production Record

DirectorPeter Thorwarth
LanguageGerman
IMDb votes1,418

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