If I Were You
2006 · 108 MIN · IMDB 6.1 · 6,032 VOTES · DIR. Daniel Filho
Overview
The publicist Claudio and the housewife and choral teacher Helena have been married for many years, but they do not understand and respect the feelings and view point of the partner. Claudio sees Helena as a shopper and "little teacher of a choral" and Helena sees Claudio as an insensitive and rough man. On the night before the fiftieth anniversary of Claudio, they changed places with each other.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,494 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:17 The planet Earth has Venus and Mars as neighbors.
00:07:17 Flavinha, cut it out! Don't come in those outfits.
00:10:16 - Large accounts bring in money. - Junior, my boy, relax!
00:14:29 Either we do that or we close down.
00:18:41 Let's leave it at this.
00:24:36 - Keep away! - Stay calm. Stay calm!
00:27:56 - Claudio... - Be quiet, Helena!
00:31:51 But I would never have made it this far
00:35:48 - Let me talk to him. - He's pissed off.
00:39:37 I'd like to point out another aspect of the campaign
00:43:20 than the agency must be to you.
00:47:34 They sucked.
00:51:45 Tomorrow's your birthday.
00:56:23 Ouch!
00:59:40 "I'd like a woman," and so on.
01:04:11 that Claudio's got a different kind of feminine thing going?
01:10:02 Since when do you let Helena drive your toy?
01:13:45 - or me, with these girls. - Me, for sure.
01:17:17 I'd love to stand here and chat with you
01:20:47 cosmic projections
01:24:18 overflowing with love.
01:30:13 Are you calling me square?
01:35:13 I called a thousand times, but your cell phone was off.
21:10:00 and 130 days
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,494
Dialogue density13.8 lines / min
First line00:01:17
Final line21:10:00
Production Record
DirectorDaniel Filho
LanguagePortuguese
IMDb votes6,032