If I Had a Million

1932 · 88 MIN · IMDB 6.9 · 2,419 VOTES · DIR. Stephen Roberts, William A. Seiter, H. Bruce Humberstone, Lothar Mendes, Norman Taurog, Norman Z. McLeod, James Cruze, Ernst Lubitsch

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Overview

An elderly business tycoon, believed to be dying, decides to give a million dollars each to eight strangers chosen at random from the phone directory.

Dialogue Timeline — 928 lines

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00:01:52 I'm afraid we can't do anything today. We're all upset. Mr Glidden, you know?
00:04:25 - My last will's no good! - Mr Gli...
00:06:34 No. I don't like the shape of his head.
00:09:07 - Why can't I? - Well, the relatives would break the will.
00:12:00 Oh, my!
00:14:39 Polly wants a cracker and I want your cheque, darling. Give me your cheque.
00:18:25 Well, you can never tell by looking at a guy, can you?
00:26:08 - Life? For forgery? - Sure. It's his fourth offence.
00:28:50 It's on the level. The whole thing is yours for 50 grand.
00:32:10 Hello. This is Murphy's flophouse.
00:35:16 - Rollo. Rollo, dear. - Yes, my little glow-worm?
00:38:33 - Come. - Yes, my sweets. Where?
00:42:30 - Thanks, boss. - Good luck.
00:45:03 Yeah.
00:47:53 What are you doing this for? Hey, tell the warden not to let Mary go away, will you?
00:53:01 It makes a fella's heart feel good to know he's got pals...
00:55:56 Fresh air smells terrible, don't it? What are you gonna do?
00:58:54 OK.
01:01:18 A kiss for Cinderella.
01:05:10 Ladies, ladies, ladies.
01:07:22 that can hold a body prisoner as tight as one built of old age and lack of money.
01:11:12 Ladies.
01:14:07 Help! Quick! Come here, somebody! Help!
01:18:07 There's important matters to take care of.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed928
Dialogue density10.5 lines / min
First line00:01:52
Final line01:18:07

Production Record

DirectorStephen Roberts, William A. Seiter, H. Bruce Humberstone, Lothar Mendes, Norman Taurog, Norman Z. McLeod, James Cruze, Ernst Lubitsch
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,419