If I Had A Hammer
1999 · 97 MIN · IMDB 7.3 · 93 VOTES · DIR. Josh Becker
Overview
A period piece set in the summer of '64 just days before the Beatles appear on the Ed Sullivan show for the first time. Goofy daydreamer Phil Buckley meets the cause caring Lorraine in a music store and the two hit it off, and agree to spend the evening together at a local beatnik coffee house which offer it's patrons an open mic to perform the then ever so popular "folk" music of the day.
Dialogue Timeline — 650 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:01 You all look terrific.
00:01:28 [ Sighs ] Fine.
00:02:45 You look more like a schoolmarm than a female powerhouse, rippling with sensuous--
00:04:05 We'll fix that. [ Chuckles ]
00:06:16 Come on. Get up, you no-good-for-nothing lunk.
00:07:58 Oh, and who is? Uh-hum!
00:09:45 - You're slowing them down. - Right.
00:13:28 We're alike, you and I.
00:16:02 Well, maybe not exactly what I expected. [ Chuckling ]
00:17:51 and I just know you're gonna help me fill 'em
00:19:31 He ponders.
00:21:16 Is that everybody? That's the last of them!
00:22:54 - Hideous. - Hercules!
00:24:49 Will you please stop doing that?
00:26:38 Work's done. Now, about that dinner I promised you.
00:28:20 - I beg your pardon? - Be aggressive. That's what she really wants.
00:29:48 Get outta here, you bums!
00:31:22 I saved you from that bully! You're supposed to be happy!
00:32:56 Bye for now.
00:34:26 I should've listened when a real friend tried to set me straight.
00:35:43 [ Yelps ]
00:37:10 Stop! Stop! You're hurting me!
00:38:49 Whoa. Not bad for a mortal.
00:42:18 from the art fair. [ All Laughing ]
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed650
Dialogue density6.7 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:42:18
Production Record
DirectorJosh Becker
LanguageEnglish
Budget$350
IMDb votes93