I Would Like to Have a Shave

1966 · 17 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 93 VOTES · DIR. Andrzej Kondratiuk

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Overview

A macabre film about the experiences of a client who is shaved by a hairdresser-psychopath.

Dialogue Timeline — 83 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:40 BARBER HAIRDRESSER
00:02:45 Written and directed by:
00:03:10 Production Manager:
00:05:00 I can't hear the bell.
00:05:10 - I would like to have a shave. - Right away.
00:05:55 - Could you please hurry? - Right away.
00:06:32 No waiting.
00:06:49 - Far. - First time here?
00:07:15 What is this terrible smell?
00:07:36 But he wasn't an animal, sir.
00:07:50 I had to keep them in cages.
00:08:03 If you want, I can show you the way.
00:08:19 ...of a beautiful woman.
00:08:32 The grave
00:08:44 What do you think you're saying? It's rubbish!
00:11:22 Don't be angry with me. Such thing can happen at every barber's.
00:11:53 Don't you worry, it's perfectly safe.
00:12:13 Could we finish?
00:12:42 - I have to worry you. - What now?
00:13:09 Not too hot?
00:16:36 Give me a call when time comes to arrest him.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed83
Dialogue density4.9 lines / min
First line00:00:40
Final line00:16:36

Production Record

DirectorAndrzej Kondratiuk
LanguagePolish
IMDb votes93