I Was a Male War Bride

00:00:02 [ Yells ]

00:01:37 This is my life we're talking about!

00:03:02 Now, that means no more war. We can destroy our weapons.

00:04:28 when the ancient gods were petty and cruel

00:05:58 Timeshare. Huh, huh? Timeshare.

00:07:31 Just a little bit longer.

00:08:59 She doesn't wanna have anything to do with me.

00:10:17 Oh, am I gonna enjoy this.

00:12:29 Still taking in every stray dog that comes along.

00:14:18 No. Gordius is a man of his word. It's someone else.

00:15:33 Those were good days, Father.

00:16:47 One of them could do something foolish. Like what?

00:18:00 [ Coughing ]

00:20:25 See? It's not that deep.

00:22:46 before Hercules forced him into a treaty with the Lathians.

00:25:14 Hercules!

00:26:34 Melissa, we are helping these men.

00:28:22 Is that understood? But what about Princess Melissa?

00:30:52 Trying to prevent friends from going to war.

00:32:43 Why are you doing this?

00:34:45 Um, I don't know.

00:36:38 Enough! Attack!

00:39:29 [ Grunts ] Oh. You all right?

00:42:35 I was just starting to get used to "Doofus."