I Was a Male War Bride

00:00:02 [ Yells ]

00:01:37 This is my life we're talking about!

00:03:02 Now, that means no more war. We can destroy our weapons.

00:04:28 when the ancient gods were petty and cruel

00:06:01 Yeah. I love to help people. This is an opportunity of a lifetime.

00:07:42 [ Yelps ]

00:09:01 Oh, you know how women are.

00:10:23 Nice whip. Mind if I give it a spin?

00:12:36 and try to get to the bottom of this. We will?

00:14:24 It put a stop to this whole wedding thing.

00:15:37 I was a foolish man.

00:16:52 A war? Fought over me?

00:18:12 and yet you can do nothing.

00:20:40 Slow down! This isn't a race!

00:22:55 Oh, and, Lieutenant

00:25:26 They don't care who you are! That's what war is.

00:27:05 You're welcome here. There's not much I can do. I'm not a healer.

00:28:40 The ravages of war, the beauty of peace

00:31:05 When she didn't show up for the wedding, I knew it meant trouble

00:33:08 Yes!

00:35:01 That hand of yours could use a bandage.

00:37:04 I had to help him along.

00:39:55 There he is. Get him!

00:42:49 [ Both Laughing ]