I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With

Name: I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With
Director: Jeff Garlin
Released: 2006
Duration: 80 min
Rating: 6.1
Cast: Jeff Garlin, Sarah Silverman, Bonnie Hunt, Dan Castellaneta, Mina Kolb

2006 · 80 MIN · IMDB 6.1 · 3,666 VOTES · DIR. Jeff Garlin

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Overview

Life has its downs for James, living with his mom in Chicago at 39, an aging performer at Second City, eating and weighing too much. A woman he's been dating drops him, as does his agent, her brother. James turns down roles in local TV, roles that make him sad. Someone's remaking his favorite movie, "Marty," a role he'd love, but he doesn't even get an audition.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,138 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:01:38 No can do, James.

00:04:55 Cameras? What are you, a producer now?

00:07:44 - I'm not enjoying this. - What? What's not to enjoy?

00:10:10 So it's over.

00:14:16 - They don't make this anymore. - You love Chicago.

00:16:48 You ripped the cover on my Silver Surfer number one.

00:19:54 Wait, wait, wait. And make it sort of obscure.

00:22:46 Hi, Marsha.

00:26:20 Yeah. His name was Mick. He called me every day for, like, a year, and I didn't even know him.

00:29:02 - Hey. How about my tape measure? - Oh, I'm sorry.

00:31:45 And?

00:34:50 - Yeah. I used to be chubby when I was a little girl. - Yeah, but I'm not a little girl.

00:37:24 You like this?

00:41:26 Oh. All right. Uh, bored. Um...

00:44:08 Oh. I should shower right now, just at the thought.

00:47:36 Here's what we're gonna do. This will be lots of fun.

00:50:29 Okay. That's easy.

00:54:19 - Why don't you come with us? - Well, I'd like to, but James wants me to, uh, leave him alone.

00:57:02 Come on in.

00:59:59 - Bye, Ma. - Bye, sweetie.

01:03:27 I saw them earlier this evening at Gamekeepers. I told them I'm Claude Clochet...

01:08:17 No. There's nothing that you can say that will get me.

01:10:50 That's okay too. That's okay too.

01:13:11 It was pizza day.

Cast & Characters

Jeff Garlin James Aaron Sarah Silverman Beth Bonnie Hunt Stella Lewis Dan Castellaneta Dick Mina Kolb Mrs. Aaron Paul Mazursky Charlie Perlman Rose Abdoo Car Dealership Receptionist Tim Kazurinsky Bill Bjango Jessy Schram Fake Daughter Rebecca Sage Allen Andrea Hope

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,138

Dialogue density14.2 lines / min

First line00:01:38

Final line01:13:11

Production Record

DirectorJeff Garlin

LanguageEnglish

IMDb votes3,666