I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With
2006 · 80 MIN · IMDB 6.1 · 3,666 VOTES · DIR. Jeff Garlin
Overview
Life has its downs for James, living with his mom in Chicago at 39, an aging performer at Second City, eating and weighing too much. A woman he's been dating drops him, as does his agent, her brother. James turns down roles in local TV, roles that make him sad. Someone's remaking his favorite movie, "Marty," a role he'd love, but he doesn't even get an audition.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,138 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:38 No can do, James.
00:04:59 Never mind the cameras.
00:07:49 I mean, who else is out there who's fat and funny? Huh?
00:10:57 None of your business.
00:14:32 Yeah, but I got a great space.
00:17:31 Hey, little fella. Why you wearin' a poncho? It's so nice out.
00:20:24 I told you. I don't eat nitrates.
00:23:22 drinking cocoa and eating cookies.
00:27:00 I sandwich my wiener between the bosoms of a lady?
00:29:43 I know this is a bad time, but I'm dropping you as a client.
00:32:51 - But I don't wanna take it if you... - No. Hey, hey. Um...
00:35:42 Um...
00:39:14 - You know what? I'm gonna go. - Really?
00:42:33 And when I'm walking through the park I, um...
00:45:24 Jimmy, you are the chocolate river of your life, all right?
00:48:54 - The number one crack whore? - Yeah.
00:52:13 Okay, by not kicking me out, you're basically asking me to leave.
00:55:43 I mean, why would you remake Marty? It's a perfect movie.
00:58:42 - Oh, right. - No, Aaron Carter.
01:01:39 Good night.
01:05:34 We ought to just walk out of here, teach him a lesson.
01:09:48 - Being an actor isn't, in itself, unhealthy. - Okay.
01:12:20 - I think it's Mr. Faye is why it happened, why... - Mr. Faye?
01:15:35 - Jackie Gleason. - Again with the Jackie Gleason.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,138
Dialogue density14.2 lines / min
First line00:01:38
Final line01:15:35
Production Record
DirectorJeff Garlin
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes3,666