I Want Candy

2007 · 87 MIN · IMDB 5.3 · 7,753 VOTES · DIR. Stephen Surjik

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Overview

Two hopeful lads from Leatherhead trying to break into the movies stumble upon the opportunity of a lifetime. Frustrated by their arty film teacher, wannabe producer Joe and his talented but neurotic director friend Baggy head to London to sell what they know is a script made of gold.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,346 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:33 Dearly beloved
00:03:57 Excuse me, Mr Dulberg, sorry. Our script's a feature film, 90 minutes.
00:07:00 Baggy, start the car, because we are going to London.
00:10:07 I've got to be honest with you, Mr Brown.
00:12:49 What?
00:16:03 We distribute films made by other people.
00:18:41 If someone rents a normal movie
00:22:16 Sorry, no. The cinema is like a window to the soul.
00:25:38 Atten-shun!
00:29:23 # Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
00:32:22 because she's taking a break from films to promote some book she's written.
00:35:42 Rest assured, she is signed, sealed and delivered.
00:39:06 And you call yourself a film buff? You're clearly insane. I should call security.
00:42:14 All set for the big day?
00:46:08 How long have we wanted this? There is an actress downstairs
00:49:32 Would you mind...?
00:52:56 I couldn't find any baby oil, so I used a little bit of butter
00:56:23 And action.
01:00:48 It tickles.
01:05:52 Honestly, woman, you don't phone, you don't write.
01:10:36 Mr Dulberg, I think we need to talk.
01:13:54 Your son, Joe
01:17:24 So, please take your seats and I'd watch where you sit
01:22:31 # Got myself a brand-new girlfriend

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,346
Dialogue density15.5 lines / min
First line00:00:33
Final line01:22:31

Production Record

DirectorStephen Surjik
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes7,753