I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

00:01:13 We're cleaning the house, baby.

00:04:52 Bernie! We'll get your baby.

00:09:03 I'm auditioning for the school musical, Pippin.

00:13:07 You talking to me or your son?

00:17:09 Hey, there are my girls.

00:20:59 That's normal.

00:25:20 Will you excuse me one second?

00:29:12 is being challenged by the city.

00:33:03 Hey, may I help you?

00:36:50 The Chinese government is in on it.

00:40:43 Open it up.

00:45:02 What are you doing?

00:48:37 Right. I also caught a bit of what you said pertaining to me.

00:53:11 Oh, yeah, that was worse. All right. Good, good, good. Okay.

00:57:23 Faggot.

01:03:19 Whoa, nice pad.

01:08:16 "To thine own self be true."

01:13:54 Like that? Yeah.

01:18:38 Ever since you forced me to marry you

01:22:46 Again?

01:28:02 Let's go over it again. Your birthday?

01:33:12 All of them.

01:37:22 Well? Order!

01:42:18 me and Larry make out like we were gonna.