I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

00:01:13 We're cleaning the house, baby.

00:04:57 Chuck, you got the keys. Use them. You got it, Chief.

00:09:26 Yes.

00:13:35 Chuck!

00:17:59 Then you got me out of bed at 4:00 in the morning.

00:21:43 Partners?

00:26:14 Yeah. ...behavior.

00:30:14 Okay.

00:34:01 You will need to have a witness. We can supply one for $100.

00:38:35 Okay, kids, "shit" is a bad word.

00:42:07 No, I do not.

00:46:16 Gay guys like clean ears for the licking and whatnot. Smart.

00:50:52 Hey! Don't go, bitch!

00:55:13 I don't know. I'm afraid to look up.

01:01:13 Whoa! We got some questions already.

01:06:07 You play real physical defense, and none of us want you copping a feel

01:12:20 Is a foot rub.

01:17:12 Hey!

01:21:34 Hey, fellas!

01:26:50 he's ashamed of being gay.

01:32:21 I'll miss you.

01:36:43 that if these two men are as in love as they say they are

01:41:46 I drove them to the airport.

01:47:30 I'm not lying!