I'm Not Rappaport
1996 · 135 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 1,904 VOTES · DIR. Herb Gardner
Overview
Old Nat Moyer is a talker, a philosopher, and a troublemaker with a fanciful imagination. His companion is Midge Carter, who is half-blind, but still the super of an apartment house. When he is threatened with retirement, Nat battles on his behalf. Nat also takes on his daughter, a drug dealer, and a mugger in this appealing version of a really 'odd couple'.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,043 lines
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00:00:45 [Man] We knowthe abuses. How could we not know?
00:06:23 Also, they say they gonna call Immigration on me
00:11:06 You're concerned about this chicken?. You should be. Come out here, quick.
00:17:08 Okay, where was I?.
00:21:52 I promised myselfl wouldn't letya, and ya done it again.
00:26:27 I am. And I love it.
00:31:07 You know why?. Because we both got vision.
00:35:51 Sure is takin' it slow.
00:42:01 ComesJune, herhusband graduates.
00:47:31 This is absolutely funny!
00:52:24 [ThunderRumbling]
00:58:15 Personally, I think their methods are a bit too extreme
01:03:24 one dayyou too will join this weird tribe?.
01:09:06 Oh, muchachos. How is my little cavemens today?.
01:16:53 When you're blue andyou don't know where to go to
01:22:28 Worse than that, your house; Siberia in Great Neck. Dad.
01:27:55 [ Laughing ] [Girl Laughs ]
01:33:59 Well, I'm married to Ethel. Nothing can come of it.
01:39:34 Now, of course, if our money's on its way to us
01:46:01 Sorry.
01:51:51 Oh, on your level, probably not.
01:57:23 Take it easynow.
02:05:10 That cowboy's eyes. [ Chuckling ]
02:10:43 So, nowyou get a bunch of good guys...
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed2,043
Dialogue density15.1 lines / min
First line00:00:45
Final line02:10:43
Production Record
DirectorHerb Gardner
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,904