I'm Not Rappaport
1996 · 135 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 1,904 VOTES · DIR. Herb Gardner
Overview
Old Nat Moyer is a talker, a philosopher, and a troublemaker with a fanciful imagination. His companion is Midge Carter, who is half-blind, but still the super of an apartment house. When he is threatened with retirement, Nat battles on his behalf. Nat also takes on his daughter, a drug dealer, and a mugger in this appealing version of a really 'odd couple'.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,043 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:45 [Man] We knowthe abuses. How could we not know?
00:06:15 with your comrades, demanding your rights, July Carbonelle?.
00:10:52 I thought so.
00:16:08 Howdy. Irwin. Irwin.
00:21:21 Sure. Thankyou, indeed.
00:25:44 Not lies. Alterations.
00:30:19 How many times removed?.
00:34:37 Here.
00:40:33 No, ain't her.
00:46:04 J ust happened that way.
00:50:49 And don't open your mouth. Not a word, mister. Please.
00:56:13 You get all my consulting free, no salary. Beauty deal foryou.
01:01:25 Sir, you have hit every human rights' nerve there is. I'm talking old.
01:06:43 [ Operatic Choir]
01:12:43 Your boca just cost you a buck. Okay, that's five in advance, you know.
01:20:06 Excuse me. - A napper. A napper and a groveler1
01:25:19 This isn't fair. Later on you believed in your own things and I loved you for it.
01:30:33 According to the lawyer, I have more than enough evidence to prove...
01:36:21 My train, you know, "The Siberian Express".
01:42:49 Take that.
01:48:01 Dicey deal here, to say the least.
01:53:52 Jack, in '64, howmanyfloating,Jack?
02:01:45 in your safe return from the hospital.
02:06:39 I felt I owed you an apology, also the truth.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed2,043
Dialogue density15.1 lines / min
First line00:00:45
Final line02:06:39
Production Record
DirectorHerb Gardner
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,904