I Love You Phillip Morris
2010 · 98 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 101,404 VOTES · DIR. Glenn Ficarra, John Requa
Overview
Steven Russell leads a seemingly average life – an organ player in the local church, happily married to Debbie, and a member of the local police force. That is until he has a severe car accident that leads him to the ultimate epiphany: he’s gay and he’s going to live life to the fullest – even if he has to break the law to do it. Taking on an extravagant lifestyle, Steven turns to cons and fraud to make ends meet and is eventually sent to the State Penitentiary where he meets the love of his life, a sensitive, soft-spoken man named Phillip Morris. His devotion to freeing Phillip from jail and building the perfect life together prompts him to attempt (and often succeed at) one impossible con after another.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,277 lines
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00:01:18 Love sure is a funny thing.
00:03:53 l can smell you.
00:06:27 Recharge 300.
00:08:52 Always fresh, never frozen.
00:12:05 Life was good.
00:14:34 Well, l'm not saying that. Well, l'm not...
00:19:10 learn everything there is to know about the law. Ask me anything.
00:22:20 l haven't seen you around. Phillip.
00:24:55 Sorry.
00:28:11 l just road around town in his limo drinking and sucking him off.
00:33:11 Lights out.
00:37:09 and l shall dwell in the House of the Lord forever.
00:40:50 The terms of that contract were ambiguous at best.
00:44:18 Because l think we both deserve a vacation in Key West.
00:47:40 Score. Whoo.
00:51:46 Hey, Belle, honey, ladies.
00:54:10 Oh, Annie, you've gotta hear this.
00:58:53 lnterested in boys already?
01:01:03 There l was again, keeping secrets, living a lie.
01:06:26 l got a bail adjustment coming through...
01:10:36 Oh, my God.
01:16:02 l need to see him.
01:22:04 The hardest part is falsifying your records.
06:00:00 shooting across this table here.