I Love You Phillip Morris
2010 · 98 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 101,404 VOTES · DIR. Glenn Ficarra, John Requa
Overview
Steven Russell leads a seemingly average life – an organ player in the local church, happily married to Debbie, and a member of the local police force. That is until he has a severe car accident that leads him to the ultimate epiphany: he’s gay and he’s going to live life to the fullest – even if he has to break the law to do it. Taking on an extravagant lifestyle, Steven turns to cons and fraud to make ends meet and is eventually sent to the State Penitentiary where he meets the love of his life, a sensitive, soft-spoken man named Phillip Morris. His devotion to freeing Phillip from jail and building the perfect life together prompts him to attempt (and often succeed at) one impossible con after another.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,277 lines
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00:01:18 Love sure is a funny thing.
00:03:52 No, it's not. lt's your nose.
00:06:25 And one. And two.
00:08:46 l kinda lost interest, you know.
00:11:42 l decided to start my life over and live it like the real me.
00:14:19 How's Jimmy?
00:18:48 l'm not gonna hurt ya.
00:21:56 So l thought maybe if l could--.
00:24:09 So l recognize the feeling.
00:27:20 Oh, my God.
00:31:09 You gotta play the whole thing.
00:35:58 Steven!
00:39:42 she's having terrible trouble with her builder.
00:43:43 l mean, can you believe how great l did?
00:46:18 Employee of the Year two years running.
00:49:58 Good luck.
00:52:55 And the NASA guy says, fifty million?
00:56:39 ls something going on?
00:59:59 Nothin.' Thought we'd take a little vacation.
01:02:32 And l know you don't think so, but you deserve to be happy.
01:08:53 Get it?
01:12:39 that don't even exist, you tell me.
01:17:57 But there's something that l, l want you to know.
01:23:25 Mr. Russell? Your taxi's here.