I Killed Einstein, Gentlemen
1970 · 95 MIN · IMDB 6.8 · 617 VOTES · DIR. Oldřich Lipský
Overview
This futuristic science fiction comedy features an atomic bomb blast that causes women to grow beards and lose the ability to have children. A summit meeting is held at the United Nations, with the proposed solution of building a time machine. The decision is made to travel back in time and murder Einstein, with the hopeful result being that without the noted mathematician's research there will be no atomic bombs.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,018 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:12 Honey, it doesn't bother you that we can't have children?
00:03:17 The operation is simple. Press... here.
00:06:35 - Professor Moore, get ready! - Right away!
00:09:43 Bye bye.
00:17:37 - Really, a horse? - Hello, horse!
00:21:12 - What does your Dad do for a living? - He's a janitor.
00:24:22 What if that Wertheim was a nut and he made everything up?
00:27:01 Of course, an accordion.
00:30:26 I can't give you more of my time right now because...
00:35:39 Continue. I'll be back in a second.
00:38:54 Do you understand?
00:42:25 Great, I was beginning to get nervous.
00:46:00 His father was killed here. So Frank was never born.
00:50:51 That cat always screams when we put it in her eye.
00:55:42 Hang it!
00:58:54 That rascal. That could be me. My stinks. I might complain.
01:03:11 - Thank you ma'am. - Yes.
01:10:54 Like this.
01:14:17 The dinner party is a success.
01:19:47 What I'm...
01:23:41 Albert, when you play, I feel like I could love you.
01:26:10 You used to call me... Sweetie. You remember.
01:29:50 That professor Moore is here and he insists...
26:19:01 Mares' "Mining the Moon" will be playing.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,018
Dialogue density10.7 lines / min
First line00:00:12
Final line26:19:01
Production Record
DirectorOldřich Lipský
LanguageCS
IMDb votes617