I Killed Einstein, Gentlemen
1970 · 95 MIN · IMDB 6.8 · 617 VOTES · DIR. Oldřich Lipský
Overview
This futuristic science fiction comedy features an atomic bomb blast that causes women to grow beards and lose the ability to have children. A summit meeting is held at the United Nations, with the proposed solution of building a time machine. The decision is made to travel back in time and murder Einstein, with the hopeful result being that without the noted mathematician's research there will be no atomic bombs.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,018 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:12 Honey, it doesn't bother you that we can't have children?
00:03:06 Maybe 2 days, maybe 3 days, maybe a year.
00:06:28 Cleopatra! Come here, kitty.
00:09:35 Take this so I know you're thinking about me, too.
00:17:15 Ciao.
00:20:56 Your father.
00:23:54 I have to? You have strange mores in Princeton, gentlemen.
00:26:32 Geisler!
00:29:48 - Mainly for him... - Do you notice how chivalrous he is?
00:34:42 This way, professor.
00:37:47 Go jump through the window, since you're younger.
00:41:43 Hold on, professor, hold on. What are you talking about?
00:44:58 What are you doing?
00:49:51 Try and remember.
00:54:36 Would you like to explain to me how you got here?
00:57:46 Thank you, but there's no need we're used to it.
01:01:39 I understand. Don't talk so loud. The old lady is blabbing on the stairs.
01:09:18 Yes. my beautiful, crystal diamond! You, thief!
01:13:20 Yes, I hear you.
01:17:57 You're under arrest!
01:21:50 As long as you understand that.
01:24:51 That's right.
01:27:06 ...which threatened the whole world.
01:31:11 ...which will be played by master violinist Albert Einstein.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,018
Dialogue density10.7 lines / min
First line00:00:12
Final line01:31:11
Production Record
DirectorOldřich Lipský
LanguageCS
IMDb votes617