I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

00:00:06 Attention all units, attack in progress at 742 Summit Drive.

00:03:57 You must be this high to get ADA protection.

00:08:30 Yeah, I love children. You know, I wanna--

00:11:37 The very best part, $10 dances all night long.

00:15:03 She's pious and conservative, Dan, not Pennsylvania Dutch.

00:18:19 Kristy, you look hot as always.

00:22:39 I bet those girls wouldn't complain as much as you two.

00:25:56 Making fun of girls to impress your friends is so immature.

00:29:34 For the record, I just wanted to disagree with my friend Tucker--

00:32:52 He really is a good guy, honest.

00:36:06 -Less talkie. More booby. Now. -You know what, I don't need this.

00:40:01 You think you're so clever.

00:43:01 No, don't let me keep you here.

00:46:10 This is the 20-minute call for all dancers to the main stage...

00:51:03 She sang a soul train With a friend named Jen

00:55:37 I mean, I usually wanna kick most kids into a wood chipper.

01:01:54 I'm in jail.

01:06:03 -Let's go to my place, then. -Okay.

01:11:02 Babe.

01:15:02 There's no way. What does Dan say?

01:19:23 -God bless your overworked heart. -Oh, another fat-girl joke.

01:25:08 -Where's the bathroom? -In the main lobby.

01:32:56 ...and how lucky I am...

01:45:38 Subtitles By: Dan4Jem