I Hate Valentine's Day

00:00:08 What's with this guy? Hey!

00:03:57 Are my eyebrows holding up?

00:06:44 I did not know that.

00:09:30 He was a total chubster in middle school...

00:12:21 - Yeah. - Here, enjoy.

00:15:19 Yes.

00:18:28 Okay, you're not gonna say that thing that women always say...

00:21:15 That was my fault. I'm sorry.

00:24:58 - Is this an okay first date? - Yes, it's perfect.

00:27:43 The anticipation.

00:32:31 But here's the adventure... a sake bomb!

00:35:25 And the fellow!

00:38:22 Okay.

00:43:31 Great. Now I gotta get one of these for my wife for Mother's Day.

00:46:47 That's on the house.

00:50:46 You better watch it or you will, too.

00:54:25 I told him about that reviewer, and the band.

00:57:14 He's not even Spanish. Poser.

01:00:27 - Yup. Yeah. - Big time.

01:04:47 a scrapbook of your life.

01:08:24 Yes, but it always does.

01:12:45 but, you know, even on the bad days, you get there...

01:16:32 - I'm a complete moron. - We're guys.

01:20:48 Make me.