I Hate Valentine's Day

2009 · 98 MIN · IMDB 4.7 · 8,907 VOTES · DIR. Nia Vardalos

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Overview

A love story set in Manhattan, where a florist who abides by a strict five-date-limit with any man finds herself wanting more with the new restaurateur in town.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,265 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:08 What's with this guy? Hey!
00:03:55 Less vitamins, okay?
00:06:35 These are for friendship.
00:09:18 - Hi. - Hi.
00:12:01 She said my actions let her know that we weren't exclusive.
00:14:49 Now, flowers provide a salve to our senses...
00:17:42 I'm gonna beat that curse...
00:20:38 If you are interested in spending some time with me, you may romance me.
00:23:52 Well, you're not "supposed" to do...
00:26:53 You know, they...
00:30:56 "Hey, Mom, Dad."
00:34:18 - Thirty-three! - Thirty-three!
00:37:09 - And the best part? No rules. - Yeah, well, that's different.
00:40:56 "In my fantasy, you're wearing these with nothing but a smile."
00:45:14 Can you see Greg?
00:48:16 Yes.
00:52:14 Gimme a call sometime.
00:55:18 - Don't scrapbook him. - I'll try.
00:58:31 which, depending on your interpretation of five dates...
01:01:39 as if she was trying to add something in her head.
01:06:00 Then she turned into a shriveled twisted...
01:10:05 I know! It's just a day of pressure, isn't it?
01:13:43 How are you?
01:17:04 Wood is heavy.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,265
Dialogue density12.9 lines / min
First line00:00:08
Final line01:17:04

Production Record

DirectorNia Vardalos
LanguageEnglish
Budget$3,000,000
Revenue$4,243,957
IMDb votes8,907