I Give It a Year

00:00:57 Must you? Just here?

00:05:24 and some of you think that we're crazy for getting married, but...

00:10:12 People we thought were dead flying in from Canada.

00:13:08 So, have you considered what would happen

00:16:05 Hmm.

00:19:24 in the disabled toilet cubicle in the McDonald's in Egham

00:22:52 That's my prediction.

00:25:52 aesthetic, philosophical and commercial identity

00:30:19 shit-stabbing, fucking arsehole!

00:34:43 Wouldn't want to be behind him going through airport security.

00:38:25 I swear, the mass graves in Mogadishu weren't as awful as this.

00:42:43 and a bag of those little sweets you like

00:46:41 - Were you looking for a panty? - Christ. Am I...

00:50:34 I need...

00:54:28 Yeah, that's right. Nice to see you.

00:57:38 Vagina.

01:00:48 Oh! That looks so magical.

01:04:53 No, I don't mind, it's not weird. Why would I find it weird?

01:08:05 - It'll never happen again. - Oh, it will. Be positive.

01:11:28 When I went to Africa

01:17:05 Hon, I've just remembered I've got to do something. Um...

01:21:37 I don't find the way that you crinkle your nose when you laugh adorable

01:25:27 - Her, yeah. - Her, of course.

45:00:00 on a wedding to your prick son!