I Don't Want to Kidnap Anyone Anymore
2012 · 119 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 88 VOTES · DIR. Yuichi Satoh
Overview
Ohno plays the role of Tarui Shotaro, an ordinary guy who dreamed of becoming a hero when he was a child, but now gets by as a part-time worker. The unexpected story unfolds when one day, the daughter of a yakuza boss asks him to plan a make-believe kidnapping. Sato Ryuta plays Shotaro's co-worker who helps him with the kidnapping. Kanjiya Shihori plays Satsuki, the eldest daughter of the Hanazono yakuza clan, while Narimiya Hiroki plays Satsuki's college senpai who joined the Hanazono clan after graduation. Takahashi Katsumi plays the head of a rival organization who has fallen in love with Satsuki. Kitaoji Kinya plays Satsuki's father and the head of the Hanazono clan.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,726 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:04 "...And so, I want to become a doctor like my father."
00:04:48 - So you're an actor. - Yes.
00:09:04 "I agree to pay for raw materials, and other operating costs..."
00:13:33 ...then I got dragged in the middle of it.
00:17:53 We're always ready to help out.
00:22:32 ...but if there's any other way I could help, I'll be glad to.
00:27:31 Okay okay.. just give us one night to think it through.
00:31:35 Hey... Stop! Hey!
00:37:02 Huh? Who're you?
00:42:12 I see signs of financial difficulties.
00:47:07 Well, you haven't given me back my Agnes Lum* photobook.
00:51:24 Although I was against the idea of Yamabe-aniki...
00:57:28 "Transfer the money inside this attache case..."
01:04:54 Don't say stuff that'll disgrace this moment of celebration...
01:10:36 How did a member of your Clan end up here?
01:15:15 Welcome back, Miss Erika!
01:21:01 - It's not safe anymore.. I'm heading back. - "Wait!"
01:27:04 Kuro-chan, let's go.
01:32:19 No. Actually...
01:36:40 - That's not the only thing. - What?
01:40:44 And who're you to say that?
01:45:13 I wanted that nuisance to disappear.
01:51:04 No, not at all.
01:56:08 In the next gig, you try to deliver the moves properly.