I Don't Want to Kidnap Anyone Anymore
2012 · 119 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 88 VOTES · DIR. Yuichi Satoh
Overview
Ohno plays the role of Tarui Shotaro, an ordinary guy who dreamed of becoming a hero when he was a child, but now gets by as a part-time worker. The unexpected story unfolds when one day, the daughter of a yakuza boss asks him to plan a make-believe kidnapping. Sato Ryuta plays Shotaro's co-worker who helps him with the kidnapping. Kanjiya Shihori plays Satsuki, the eldest daughter of the Hanazono yakuza clan, while Narimiya Hiroki plays Satsuki's college senpai who joined the Hanazono clan after graduation. Takahashi Katsumi plays the head of a rival organization who has fallen in love with Satsuki. Kitaoji Kinya plays Satsuki's father and the head of the Hanazono clan.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,726 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:04 "...And so, I want to become a doctor like my father."
00:04:54 So then, I'll look for someone else.
00:09:28 But even if I'm anxious to be spending the last winter of my 20's...
00:14:08 C'mon, get off quick. Goodbye!
00:18:36 - No. - I see...
00:24:10 That's why it's bad to put on airs going around acting like the Italian Mafia and all.
00:28:49 It shouldn't be a big deal.
00:34:06 Somehow that seems kinda far-fetched.
00:38:39 You understand now, Hanazono-san?
00:43:52 What you said was right, Shotaro-san...
00:49:07 Kawashi Flower Shop is here~.
00:53:14 We'll be arriving 10 minutes early at the restaurant.
01:02:28 If we wait until morning, we can't make a move.
01:08:18 - Takazawa-san? - Ta-Takazawa?
01:13:39 At any rate, that guy's the most suspicious since
01:18:32 That was quite an elaborate plan... even using a flower shop and express delivery.
01:24:50 Miss?
01:30:09 When I was on the boat, I also had a strange feeling that something was not right.
01:35:38 ...who was instructing Komoto-senpai to trick us, right?
01:39:54 Hey!
01:44:17 Special thanks for the raws: Yyets.com, \( -o_o-)/
01:50:32 You're one funny guy... Never expected it from a wuss like you.
01:55:48 Good job. Good job.
36:30:00 is a reasonable ransom.