I Declare War

2012 · 94 MIN · IMDB 6.0 · 2,890 VOTES · DIR. Jason Lapeyre

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Overview

Summer war games between the neighborhood kids turns deadly serious when jealousy and betrayal enter the mix, in this alternately hilarious and horrifying black comedy that mixes equal parts Lord of the Flies and Roald Dahl.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,268 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:29 Stay down.
00:03:28 Now get out there so that I can win this war.
00:07:08 Oh, you're kidding.
00:10:17 What are you doing?
00:13:16 Sure.
00:15:37 So either sit down and shut up and let me run this army
00:18:29 Okay.
00:21:58 Can I be a grenade carrier?
00:25:49 Oh! A bazooka!
00:28:23 I read it in a book.
00:31:05 - Well, he does, okay? - Let's just go.
00:35:31 No. I don't know.
00:38:47 Before, I was normal.
00:44:22 He's bluffing. He's got nothing.
00:49:01 Spence only goes up to 880, right?
00:53:30 But when an incompetent general commits the coup
00:56:32 Okay.
01:00:09 Okay, fine. A Chihuahua.
01:03:31 How come I'm dying so young?
01:07:44 Ready to get your nose broken, bitch?
01:16:06 Oh, right.
01:20:42 Now we're gonna be friends again
01:25:22 Why do you care?
01:30:16 Good boy, Shadow.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,268
Dialogue density13.5 lines / min
First line00:00:29
Final line01:30:16

Production Record

DirectorJason Lapeyre
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$14,928
IMDb votes2,890