I Accidentally Domed Your Son
2004 · 90 MIN · IMDB 2.1 · 695 VOTES · DIR. Ryan Combs
Overview
This offbeat dark comedy take place when four friends have a backyard bar-b-q and decide to come up on some bud. Not knowing where to turn, because the streets have been dry for a few months, they end up scoring from the son of a over protective mob figure by the name of Fredrico, who vows, if anything should happen to his son, their will be hell to pay. After a tragic accident, the four friends are on the run with only one person to turn to, Krego, Brisco's long time friend. Krego confirms to them, Fredrico is a very powerful man, and there is no escaping his fury. Their only option is to change their appearance through underground plastic surgery, which would take them on a five hundred mile road trip. Along the way, they will have to avoid Fredrico's beautiful assassin, Venus, and other unsavory characters, leaving them to ponder the question, was it just dumb luck, or was it the bud?
Dialogue Timeline — 1,515 lines
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00:00:10 Man: Everybody wanna know why people smoke weed.
00:02:46 Your mamma wouldn't let me go.
00:05:42 Two dollars?
00:08:56 - For what? - When I was in the pen
00:12:24 I just think we should just get a little bud from you and then we'll roll out.
00:15:55 - Thank you for the hospitaliy. - Fuck you, you little bitch.
00:19:49 between two major forces of nature.
00:24:16 § Deep, in the back keep ya heads bobbin' §
00:28:02 What you need to do is come over here and hit this joint
00:31:28 Just got to call Fredrico and just tell him what happened.
00:35:57 Yay!
00:39:53 - What you mean? - Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:43:16 - Fuck it, where do we got to go? - Arizona.
00:47:19 rent your property
00:51:24 That's what we're trying to do.
00:55:01 What would your old ass do with that?
00:58:28 Damn, I hate these tough guys.
01:02:47 I'd like to know that myself.
01:06:33 - Man, the money there. - Sir, we don't want no problem.
01:10:25 Who got the card?
01:14:07 What're we gonna do?
01:17:24 All right, man, shut up.
01:21:27 I can make you look different, or I can make you look like someone else.
01:26:59 § I'm blocking out the past and I'm keeping me a plastic Glock §