How to Stop Being a Loser
2011 · 109 MIN · IMDB 4.7 · 739 VOTES · DIR. Dominic Burns
Overview
James is useless with women, but his luck changes under the tutelage of pick-up artist, Ampersand. As James learns the art of seduction he begins to wonder about Ampersand’s intentions and questions what would truly make him happy in life.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,040 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:46 What are you reading?
00:06:28 Jesus ... You should read this.
00:10:33 I can talk to women. I can. Piss off.
00:15:23 Do not be a wimp. Order the book-
00:21:17 -Then you are not ready yet, right? -Well ... constant masturbation.
00:25:15 -I give alit. -Then behöverjag 15 pounds.
00:29:13 I can. I'm going to a party in weekend and then I can do this.
00:33:15 Independent of all other gods.
00:37:25 What are you doing on my computer? -Do me with your sick porn.
00:41:04 My chest muscles seams really. It's panic button.
00:45:10 It's probably a much better opening than the "time of the month".
00:49:29 -You should talk to Hannah. -We go ... Look.
00:53:20 To: "spit on me?" Or. "You have such beautiful nails."
00:57:30 Step into my office we will discuss-
01:02:20 My mission is to satisfy women, and you, my lord.
01:06:12 I have had enough. I tried ...
01:11:44 -Are not you out and rape? -Your mother.
01:15:55 Ladies. Thank you.
01:20:02 But we barely knew him. -We had it if it was our best friend.
01:23:25 Because of you, I have a new life, new girlfriend and a new job.
01:28:12 Wonderful, Ampersand. I liked Have your shaved cock against my cheek.
01:31:59 She does not allow you to remember. You almost never hits us anymore.
01:37:35 We say that they are probably not it. Do they think that they should read our book.
01:42:04 When people see who you hang out with ...
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,040
Dialogue density9.5 lines / min
First line00:00:46
Final line01:42:04
Production Record
DirectorDominic Burns
LanguageEnglish
Budget$1,750,000
IMDb votes739