How to Make Love to a Woman
2010 · 91 MIN · IMDB 4.1 · 3,177 VOTES · DIR. Scott Culver
Overview
When Andy hears his girlfriend Lauren sigh after sex, he panics. But even with the help of his friends, porn stars and tantric experts, he continues to stumble in the bedroom, finally realizing that in order to give Lauren the 'O' word, he first needs to say the 'L' word. Starring Josh Meyers, Krysten Ritter, Ian Somerhalder, Jenna Jameson and Ken Jeong.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,915 lines
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00:00:00 Subtitled by [n.W.o] [ new World order ]
00:04:11 She loves when l feel awake
00:08:05 [ Lauren screams, Iaughs ]
00:11:42 An entire year and nothing? Are you kidding me, Andy?
00:14:49 I bet he is.
00:18:07 Me? No, no, man.
00:21:54 -Beginning to end. -Okay.
00:25:54 Oh. Oh, you're so beautifuI.
00:29:28 Guys, no, I can't. That's too drastic.
00:32:37 Then you've come to the right pIace.
00:35:48 Do you want a Iist?
00:39:14 and pass out with my shoes on
00:43:31 [ Laughs ]
00:47:24 I know he wouId never do anything to hurt me.
00:50:52 I was at a show. Where have you been?
00:55:22 Hey, who's this guy?
01:00:01 Because he's the one?
01:03:29 If onIy, Andy. If onIy.
01:07:08 Now.
01:11:50 Mmm, I Iove the bread.
01:15:31 -Me? -Yeah, you.
01:20:53 Do you think that you couId give me just one more chance?
01:25:59 Just wear some cIothes in case of fire. It's about safety.
01:31:11 That's dangerous.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,915
Dialogue density21.0 lines / min
First line00:00:00
Final line01:31:11
Production Record
DirectorScott Culver
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes3,177