How to Be a Man

00:00:08 Hey, little buddy. It's your dad.

00:04:17 Okay. I tuned back in and it's still going.

00:07:24 Isn't that--? Isn't that kind of like that Michael Keaton film?

00:10:23 I'm cramping. I'm cramping.

00:13:24 Also, never say "Like, literally" okay?

00:16:24 MARGOT: Doesn't she look better? Mm-hm.

00:19:29 When you have a costume on, you have to go like that:

00:22:55 I know you sit on the toilet and you go

00:26:43 Why would you do that? You need to relax.

00:29:48 It's my dying wish. You ever heard of death row?

00:33:12 If you feel like you're gonna cum too soon

00:36:03 that's the time to ramp it up a bit

00:38:55 You don't do 20 bags anymore?

00:41:56 What, dude? Yes.

00:45:31 Oh, my God.

00:48:39 Cocaine is fun, it's an easy way to get laid

00:51:40 How's the cappuccino? Best in the world, right?

00:54:39 BRYAN: Man, this is so fucked-up.

00:58:37 and I would really appreciate it if you could please--

01:03:30 ♪ I will have lost Everything? ♪

01:07:06 Okay, there's two ways this can go down.

01:11:22 You were right about your character

01:14:31 I've got unfinished business.

01:20:41 You don't have breast cancer.