How to Be a Man
2013 · 90 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 3,430 VOTES · DIR. Chadd Harbold
Overview
When former comedian Mark McCarthy is faced with a rare form of cancer, he hires a young, impressionable cameraman to document his crude and comical lessons on what it means to be a man for his unborn son.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,822 lines
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00:00:08 Hey, little buddy. It's your dad.
00:04:22 What if they jizzed in the baby's mouth?
00:07:42 at the age where he'll start understanding videos.
00:10:43 Let's get out of here. Okay.
00:13:52 he's no son of mine, but he's not a bad guy.
00:16:59 No shower for a man should be more than one minute long.
00:20:30 It's fine for us joking around in here
00:23:54 [CROWD LAUGHING]
00:27:47 I have an awesome idea. Follow me.
00:30:52 Did you hear about that bum on Bowery recently
00:34:23 Right? You gotta ease her into it.
00:37:22 You keep lying about it." Bam, bam, bam.
00:40:25 Oh, man.
00:43:30 Now he's sober, he's a metaphor nut.
00:47:26 [LAUGHS]
00:50:45 That's great. No.
00:53:26 Imagine this never happened, okay?
00:57:05 Is there any chance at all that that could give me an overdose?
01:02:08 Finish what?
01:06:20 What are you even saying right now?
01:10:24 Where are you going?
01:14:09 where he camps out on this girl's--
01:20:23 Hey, Doctor. Doctor.
01:25:32 [♪♪♪]
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,822
Dialogue density20.2 lines / min
First line00:00:08
Final line01:25:32
Production Record
DirectorChadd Harbold
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes3,430