How to Avoid Everything

00:01:46 Thijs, are you awake?

00:04:14 Fucking.

00:06:44 You smell a little moldy. I gave you money for a washing machine.

00:09:33 Hi, Thijs. - Hi, Julie.

00:14:50 The guy finally shows he's got balls.

00:18:00 Did you eat all my leftovers?

00:21:44 That's a hundred years ago. - Not that long... six.

00:24:59 That chick is crazy hot.

00:30:08 I'm baby-sitting again tonight, so maybe you want to come over.

00:33:00 He writes about sleeping in a barn and making fire. Now, isn't that nice?

00:37:04 What do you want to study at Oxford? - International law.

00:39:53 Just sit still and do nothing. Works every time.

00:44:06 You have to really put it against your teeth.

00:49:09 Wendy thought Peter was arrogant and went back to bed.

00:51:50 One time we found an odd number.

00:58:21 She wants me to go to Carly and Jelle again, but I've had enough.

01:02:20 Tim... - Tuesday night.

01:05:41 Walter, are you coming?

01:10:30 And you're 32. With your studies and your Tupperware.

01:14:27 Who are you supposed to be?

01:20:10 I heard nothing from you, so Els helped me. What's with your eye?

01:25:52 Thijs, what's wrong with you? - Nothing.

01:30:29 This is such a cliché.

01:35:57 Thanks.