How to Avoid Everything

2014 · 100 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 2,924 VOTES · DIR. Michiel ten Horn

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Overview

A 30-something slacker finds his carefree life turned upside down when he falls for his sister's teenage babysitter.

Dialogue Timeline — 654 lines

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00:01:46 Thijs, are you awake?
00:04:14 Fucking.
00:06:44 You smell a little moldy. I gave you money for a washing machine.
00:09:12 What did I say? - Look who's talking.
00:14:47 Did you see my mother's face?
00:17:56 There's mice again. I hear them everywh...
00:21:25 Don't look.
00:24:49 We only argue.
00:28:10 Thanks.
00:32:39 I can't cut corners anymore, because of my application.
00:36:39 The second star to the left and then straight ahead.
00:39:39 Do you have olive oil?
00:43:01 You can have this one.
00:48:50 What are you up to all the time? Is it a chick?
00:51:18 She always goes to so much trouble.
00:57:20 'Everything okay? You left so early. See you tomorrow, right? X Lisa.'
01:00:55 Tap on... tap off.
01:05:07 You're getting married and have kids. I'm sorry.
01:09:55 What is this, Lisa? - I want to be with you.
01:13:17 What should I have done?
01:19:12 What now?
01:21:54 It was full of holes. - So what?
01:29:43 Where do you have to go? - To Lisa.
01:35:13 The best book I ever read.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed654
Dialogue density6.5 lines / min
First line00:01:46
Final line01:35:13

Production Record

DirectorMichiel ten Horn
LanguageDutch
IMDb votes2,924