How I Won the War

00:00:19 Third Troop, Fourth Musketeers. Come on, come on.

00:04:26 May I rub your ball, sir? It gives me pleasure.

00:08:20 I can't, I fear, I can't march properly on my own as an officer in the public eye.

00:11:22 To the front, salute.

00:14:52 - My sole ambition, sir. - I know.

00:19:01 Rally to me, Third Troop.

00:23:38 - Anybody else? - Left, right, left, right...

00:27:34 No time for poetry.

00:31:42 These were given to me by a very gallant gentleman.

00:37:34 - That's a relief. - That's a relief.

00:42:57 You, the commanding officer! You look as if you're suffering from bottle fatigue.

00:46:42 Don't loose me down. If we should be stonked, get away from the vehicles.

00:54:02 not waving about like a hampton searching for a hand.

00:57:08 will detail one man to carry the triangle at all times.

01:01:34 I know there are others doing jobs in this war that are more glamorous.

01:06:17 I shall start the battle... here.

01:10:05 That man. Corporal of Musket, stop that man making an ass of himself.

01:13:27 Take no notice of the Yanks. They haven't lived. And they was always bombing us.

01:19:40 I've always wanted to hit a general.

01:23:13 But then I try to find good in everybody.

01:26:45 You remember Dieppe? Arnhem will be as simple. A few parachutes, that's all.

01:33:41 Sergeant Transom! Get out.

01:39:56 I never found anything worth keeping.

25:00:00 - Eisenhower would never pay.