How I Met Your Father — S02E09 — The Welcome Protocol

00:00:15 Okay, okay, okay!

00:00:50 You getting promoted was the best thing that's ever happened to me!

00:01:37 Come on, guys. We'll have fun here.

00:02:16 Oh, my God. I am so sorry.

00:03:05 I don't have what it takes to make it in this city.

00:04:01 We can't just trot it out for a one-date nobody.

00:05:04 What are you doing?

00:05:58 I really don't know what that means.

00:06:50 Come over here.

00:07:49 The gold room bar from The Shining?

00:08:28 We can fix this.

00:09:19 - Nice and tight! - Oh.

00:10:17 It was, but enough about me. Jesse says you work in produce,

00:11:06 but we just don't have... it.

00:11:55 I can't do Nance dirty like that.

00:12:53 Val, where are you?

00:13:38 the surgeon who took out my saliva glands read my chart wrong.

00:14:31 How about this?

00:15:15 Dana, Dana, I tried calling you. Grandma's in the hospital.

00:16:05 You could have married her,

00:16:56 You were thinking about me when you were in there?

00:17:52 Damn, you two look good.

00:19:05 You do?

00:20:05 So, I guess that's a no to dinner?