How I Met Your Father — S02E03 — The Reset Button

00:00:15 - Son, when you're young and dating in New York,

00:01:11 Those rich friends want to buy your work, and boom.

00:02:05 And that's what we are. Friends. We're totally friends.

00:03:17 - Do you really think you can get a date by tonight?

00:04:11 - Oh. - Thanks, man, but we're, like,

00:05:16 - Yes. The mouth-feel is so...

00:06:20 Is that even a real movie?

00:07:19 Hand out miles, change blackout dates.

00:08:15 'Cause we just met Alice,

00:09:08 - Sure. Congratulations on capturing what it means to be...

00:10:09 Yeah, right.

00:11:05 Just give me one more hour.

00:11:52 I just, uh, really made it a priority.

00:12:55 There's a war against men.

00:13:56 and we ended up watching a YouTube video on how to decide what to watch.

00:14:57 I am a prominent leader in the Men's Rights movement.

00:15:45 How cool is that?

00:16:52 'Cause I met my new best friend.

00:17:47 Before I met Warren, I wasted years

00:18:48 Okay, I-I'll do one. Uh...

00:19:56 We acted like selfish jerks.

00:20:53 - But we work well together. As friends.

00:22:08 and then a taxi drove away with it.

00:23:12 Hi. I'm Charlie.