How I Met Your Father — S02E02 — Midwife Crisis

00:00:16 Honey, um...

00:01:06 Hello? Uh-huh.

00:02:02 that Sarah Paulson was a revelation as Roseanne Barr?

00:02:57 - Nope. She doesn't care. - Damn it.

00:03:51 - Of course. I always tell ugly people when they're ugly.

00:04:50 - JESSE: Ooh... - Food, shampoo, a journal...

00:05:34 Can everyone please just chill out?

00:06:34 I told a couple of harmless fiblets

00:07:26 Kinda wish I just texted you.

00:08:37 I can get back to what I actually know about,

00:09:40 - Let's do this. - God, they're color-coded?

00:10:30 As I was leaving for work, Jesse, you said you were

00:11:25 all this conflict is making me very uncomfortable.

00:12:14 and wait to hook us a Rachel fish.

00:13:03 If Rachel passes by

00:14:00 I bet that's the gallery. Oh...

00:15:04 - I don't care about your character flaws

00:16:11 You know what? I'm actually good.

00:17:03 Did you know that between them, they have 94 prescriptions?

00:17:54 KRISTY : Okay, let...

00:19:14 and apparently invited everyone in the building but me.

00:20:28 butcher Hot Cross Buns on the recorder?

00:21:26 - Push!

00:22:25 I've learned nothing.