Hot Shots!
1991 · 85 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 120,053 VOTES · DIR. Jim Abrahams
Overview
The gang that created Airplane and The Naked Gun sets its sights on Top Gun in this often hilarious spoof starring Charlie Sheen, who previously only inspired laughs with his personal life. He plays Topper Harley, a fighter pilot with an axe to grind: clearing the family name. He gets involved in a relationship with Valerie Golino, a woman with an unusually talented stomach. But his mission is to avenge his father. Lloyd Bridges, late in his career, revealed an aptitude for this kind of silliness, here as a commander who is both incredibly dim and delightfully accident prone. Directed by Jim Abrahams, the film makes fun of a variety of other films as well, from Dances with Wolves to The Fabulous Baker Boys. It was so successful that they all returned in the sequel, Hot Shots! Part Deux.
Dialogue Timeline — 882 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:00 ^ BugTitleZ ^
00:05:43 I'm Lieutenant Commander James Block.
00:10:52 - Here's the story... - Of a lovely lady!
00:13:26 - Got it? - Yes, sir!
00:15:36 I hope you can forgive me for this.
00:18:27 Those are some long legs.
00:20:58 So don't give me any shit.
00:24:27 Lieutenant, you're staring.
00:26:53 " What the world needs... Thank you!
00:31:43 Let's celebrate, honey.
00:36:35 Get into your flight suit. We're ready to go up.
00:39:12 Thanks for joinin' the party!
00:42:06 Wendy, I can fly!
00:45:08 Tataglia, Barzini
00:47:46 Besides, there's something else.
00:50:12 Doesn't matter. Run along, Sid.
00:54:23 All crews report to the flight deck. All crews report to the flight deck.
00:58:18 We've lost all respect for Harley.
01:02:22 Topper in the lead. Just like your old man, son.
01:05:08 What, are you on a break?
01:07:59 Topper, look out!
01:10:58 That's for cooking all day. A chafing dish...
01:14:41 Don't worry, little one! As long as I have me, I'll survive!
01:17:45 " I know she'll hear my plea