Hot Shots!
1991 · 85 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 120,053 VOTES · DIR. Jim Abrahams
Overview
The gang that created Airplane and The Naked Gun sets its sights on Top Gun in this often hilarious spoof starring Charlie Sheen, who previously only inspired laughs with his personal life. He plays Topper Harley, a fighter pilot with an axe to grind: clearing the family name. He gets involved in a relationship with Valerie Golino, a woman with an unusually talented stomach. But his mission is to avenge his father. Lloyd Bridges, late in his career, revealed an aptitude for this kind of silliness, here as a commander who is both incredibly dim and delightfully accident prone. Directed by Jim Abrahams, the film makes fun of a variety of other films as well, from Dances with Wolves to The Fabulous Baker Boys. It was so successful that they all returned in the sequel, Hot Shots! Part Deux.
Dialogue Timeline — 882 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
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00:05:45 I knew your father Buzz.
00:10:58 - All of them had hair of gold! - Like their mother!
00:13:35 - When I say "Attention", I mean "Attention"! - Yes, sir!
00:15:58 Like father, like son. You've already been tossed out once.
00:18:46 After I finish off this shrink, we can take a quick canter in the meadow.
00:21:27 Its lightweight swept wing design makes it extremely maneuverable and agile.
00:25:02 - You are serious. - It's the best thing for you, and the mission.
00:27:31 Something's changed. It's not another woman, is it? I couldn't compete with that.
00:32:33 - Shouldn't you be getting back to the base? - I suppose
00:37:38 You're amazing.
00:40:13 Red team leader, break off. Prepare to engage.
00:43:25 - Wash Out. You made it. - Why, thank you, André.
00:46:08 Ready? Fire!
00:49:08 Quiet. Now, hardly a man moving.
00:51:19 But we've been through so much together. Ramada, I need you.
00:57:12 Attention on deck!
01:01:11 We gotta mark the spot, though. Put Rabinowitz in a life raft.
01:04:10 Eject, Mailman. Eject!
01:06:35 Couscous!
01:10:03 Touchin' down.
01:13:01 Well, that's my job.
01:17:20 " And a hand that I can hold
10:00:00 at your command, you have to be.