Hot in Cleveland — S05E04 — The Undead

00:00:01 - Hot in Cleveland is recorded

00:00:52 What do you think, Simon?

00:02:00 If I can find the smallest trace of cellulite on her thighs,

00:02:48 It's that new FBI agent who's following me.

00:03:40 ILoveVictoriaChase.com, for unusual activity,

00:04:32 "Victoria, here is the plan I promised you.

00:05:31 - Honey, you can't seriously be considering this.

00:06:18 Now I just have to stage my funeral.

00:07:13 - Excuse me, Simon. - Aah!

00:08:02 - Okay, then, thank you. - Okay.

00:09:04 Her legs look pale and pasty, and I see some cellulite!

00:09:45 Simon, you said yourself you were sick of hiding

00:10:22 that wears the pants in this relationship.

00:11:09 then Emmet and I are just

00:12:06 but she sends these words.

00:13:01 It was a gift to play her brother all those years.

00:13:55 And now Victoria's dear friend Elka Ostrovsky

00:14:57 Rising before dawn to put on all that makeup...

00:16:13 - Hello, everyone.

00:16:56 - It was a fake fake funeral.

00:17:44 I'm never gonna see him again.

00:18:56 Victoria's funeral got me thinking

00:19:39 - Oh.

00:20:39 - ♪ Ba-ba, ba-ba ♪