Hot in Cleveland — S03E16 — Everything Goes Better With Vampires

00:00:01 - Hot in Cleveland is recorded in front of a live studio audience.

00:00:59 they write tell-all books.

00:01:43 - I'm sorry. I don't speak your language.

00:02:33 - But this time it really is him.

00:03:29 I know radio plays are a little old-fashioned,

00:04:20 - Down the hall to the left.

00:05:03 - Oh, it's Donald. He's apologizing for running late.

00:05:56 See, that sounds just like a neck breaking.

00:06:48 I doubled the recipe so you can take some home.

00:07:46 - Uh... oh.

00:08:39 - That's what you said when you wanted me to get a microwave.

00:09:28 - Hmm, I would rather be alone,

00:10:30 - I can't believe it.

00:11:17 No, it's eight people trapped in a house

00:12:03 You know, a lot of people regard puns

00:13:00 - Look, my name is Tom Fontana.

00:14:09 - Thank you so much, officer. We will remain vigilant.

00:15:09 I will try to treat you as an equal.

00:15:53 - Said the woman who just wanted to sleep with Rick Springfield?

00:16:48 - I guess it's a bit of a defense mechanism

00:17:42 - You and I used to be so close.

00:18:30 - Well, no.

00:19:25 - Just don't download Angry Birds.

00:20:25 You know me so well.