Hot in Cleveland — S03E05 — One Thing or a Mother
2011 · 20 MIN · IMDB 8.1
Overview
The ladies host a dinner party to solve their dating dilemmas, which include Roy's mother's hatred of Elka, Victoria's hand-model boyfriend and Melanie's boyfriend's resemblance to Winnie the Pooh.
Dialogue Timeline — 454 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 - Hot in Cleveland is recorded
00:01:00 - It's a football team.
00:01:58 -
00:02:59 Uh, who shall I make it out to?
00:03:46 I mean, you seem really theatrical.
00:04:26 it wasn't exactly a stand-out part.
00:05:40 sleeping with the real Madonna, so it didn't work.
00:06:44 Guess we know what they're doin' in there.
00:07:32 - Melanie, I know that it's you.
00:08:24 - Honey...
00:09:07 - You already looked.
00:09:55 - Ow!
00:10:44 - It's not a trained cry.
00:11:30 - I'm Joy Scroggs. Isn't that a hideous name?
00:12:17 - I can't move!
00:13:15 - No editorializing. What's next?
00:14:01 I'll just get my purse.
00:14:55 - I just met her.
00:15:44 Well, I don't have to tell you you don't know me.
00:16:43 Oh, excuse me, my cellular phone.
00:17:38 and be married within the year.
00:18:31 - Well, we're all good liars,
00:19:27 - Now you're all living in the Midwest,
00:20:25 I'll fix 'em.
Cast & Characters
Valerie Bertinelli
Melanie Moretti
Jane Leeves
Joy Scroggs
Wendie Malick
Victoria Chase
Betty White
Elka Ostrovsky
Cesili Williams
Waitress
Sean Hayes
Chad
Sean O'Bryan
Andy
Phil Morris
Lou
Bette Rae
Mother
John Mahoney
Roy
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed454
Dialogue density22.7 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:20:25
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
Hot in Cleveland, season 3, episode 5: One Thing or a Mother.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/32294/season/3/episode/5
Rating source
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