Hot in Cleveland — S03E01 — Elka's Choice
2011 · 20 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 175 VOTES
Overview
Elka faces a choice of three suitors: her fiancé, Fred ; her ex-boyfriend Max; and Bobby, the husband she thought was dead. Meanwhile, Victoria gets some mileage out of her marriage to Joy in a TV appearance.
Dialogue Timeline — 451 lines
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00:00:02 - Last season on Hot in Cleveland...
00:00:37 - Elka, who is that?
00:01:35 - Oh, why did I teach them to text?
00:02:28 you're both a little fattier than I remember.
00:03:15 - I have a great idea. Why don't we all go to New York?
00:04:18 - Why is my coffee mug empty? It's Tipsy Tuesday.
00:05:16 - Gay, you say.
00:06:05 for the first time right here on The Chatter.
00:06:56 But two lipsticks?
00:07:50 We got to get her up here!
00:08:39 - She has to jump.
00:09:33 I am not speaking to you,
00:10:22 I mean, look at that adorable face.
00:11:19 - 'Cause I thought you were joking.
00:12:01 Cross off funny.
00:13:15 - Damn you, you bald, ancient Adonis!
00:14:15 - Well, you can't compete with first loves.
00:15:06 - Well, where are you gonna be hiding?
00:16:11 I think something's wrong.
00:16:53 Just call Scorsese and reschedule the meeting.
00:17:47 - Is everything okay?
00:18:31 - Thanks, Victoria. That's sweet.
00:19:32 - Love you too.
00:20:24 - Women. Am I right?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed451
Dialogue density22.6 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:20:24
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes175
Factoids
Episode
Hot in Cleveland, season 3, episode 1: Elka's Choice.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/32294/season/3/episode/1
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