Hot in Cleveland — S02E13 — Unseparated at Birthdates

00:00:01 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED

00:00:37 I'M STEERING MY BOAT IN A WHOLE NEW DIRECTION...

00:01:26 - WELL, THEN, FIND ME A MAN WHO'S LIKE DE NIRO

00:02:32 - TO REVIEW, IF ANY ONE OF US NEEDS HELP,

00:03:15 FUNNY THING, I DON'T USUALLY GO OUT ON A TUESDAY NIGHT.

00:03:56 - SOLD.

00:04:45 OH, THAT ONE OVER THERE LOOKS FREE.

00:05:43 - OH.

00:06:49 - I'M SORRY, I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE YOU.

00:07:49 - I WAS A LITTLE BUSY LOOKING FOR MEN WITHOUT BREASTS.

00:08:38 YOU'RE FIVE.

00:09:18 HEY, ARE YOU GONNA MARRY ME?

00:10:14 - YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, THERE'S A STORY THAT GOES WITH THIS.

00:11:13 - THAT'S TOO BAD.

00:11:53 AS OPPOSED TO YOU TWO, WHO I WOULD CALL A BAD FIT.

00:12:46 - WHY MUST LOVE BE SO COMPLICATED?

00:13:46 - ARE THEY HUMAN BEINGS

00:14:37 WE'RE GOING BACK TO MY PLACE.

00:15:41 THAT'S WHY I'M OUT DOING THIS THING.

00:16:36 I MUST LIE DOWN WHERE ALL LADDERS START."

00:17:30 - TELL YOU WHAT,

00:18:38 I GO FOR THE PRETENTIOUSNESS BUT I STAY FOR THE SEX.

00:19:20 I'M SO QUICK TO REJECT ANY MAN

00:20:16 AND TOGETHER WE'RE LAUGHING ABOUT YOUR CLUMSY LOVE-MAKING.