Hot in Cleveland — S02E03 — Hot For Lawyer
2011 · 20 MIN · IMDB 8.1
Overview
Elka’s handsome lawyer, Kirk, attempts to convince the court she is incompetent to stand trial. Meanwhile, Melanie, Joy & Victoria compete for his affections while Elka stews over her breakup with Max.
Dialogue Timeline — 495 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:01 - HOT IN CLEVELAND
00:00:54 - WE'RE HAVING A DAY OF BEAUTY.
00:01:31 - NO.
00:02:29 TALKING ON HIS CELL PHONE ON OUR PORCH.
00:03:32 - I THINK YOU FORGOT THE REST OF YOUR OUTFIT UPSTAIRS.
00:04:35 OH, PLEASE... PLEASE, DON'T GET UP.
00:05:17 - RIGHT. TO SHOW THAT HE WASN'T COMPETENT TO STAND TRIAL.
00:06:00 - COUNSELOR. - COUNSELOR.
00:06:49 BUT I COULD JUST REALLY USE
00:07:38 HE SAID I HAD AN HONEST FACE.
00:08:22 BUT THEN IT IS SO ON.
00:09:17 - NO, NO, NO.
00:10:10 - MELANIE. - HOW CHARMING.
00:11:00 Women: YAY.
00:11:45 - WHERE AM I?
00:12:30 THIS HAS BEEN COMING ON FOR SOME TIME NOW.
00:13:29 - IT IS NOW.
00:14:33 - NOW, MISS CHASE, COULD YOU GIVE THE COURT AN EXAMPLE
00:15:28 - NOT TRUE.
00:16:43 - THAT'S PERJURY, YOUR HONOR.
00:17:17 THIS COURT IS ADJOURNED.
00:18:26 - ARE YOU ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU AGAIN?
00:19:31 - OR ROMANTIC. - OR INTERESTING.
00:20:25 I GOT A DATE.
Cast & Characters
Valerie Bertinelli
Melanie Moretti
Jane Leeves
Joy Scroggs
Wendie Malick
Victoria Chase
Betty White
Elka Ostrovsky
Sherri Shepherd
Judge Lesser
John Senese
Bailiff
Paul Hayes
Greg Trimmer
Mark Capri
Justice of the Peace
Mark Deklin
Kirk Stark
Carl Reiner
Max
Millicent Martin
Agnes Bratford
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed495
Dialogue density24.8 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:20:25
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
Hot in Cleveland, season 2, episode 3: Hot For Lawyer.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/32294/season/2/episode/3
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