Hot in Cleveland — S01E09 — Good Luck Faking the Goiter
2010 · 20 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 134 VOTES · DIR. Gil Junger
Overview
Melanie comes to regret her nosy nature when her son pays a visit. Elka helps Victoria campaign for sympathy votes after she's nominated for a Daytime Emmy.
Dialogue Timeline — 482 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED
00:00:45 - YOU MEAN THE USUAL?
00:01:34 OH, LOOK WHO'S BACK FROM HOLLYWOOD.
00:02:26 - NO. THAT WAS JUST TRASH TALK.
00:03:27 AND I REALLY WANNA RECONNECT WITH HIM.
00:04:18 - WELL, I'M SURE NOTHING COULD GO WRONG WITH THAT.
00:05:20 FOREIGN, BUT CUTE.
00:06:04 GETTING A CHANCE TO TALK AND CATCH UP
00:07:08 DID YOU KNOW...
00:08:09 NOW I, I DID ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING I COULD
00:08:57 BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE, RIGHT?
00:10:01 "JUST THAT WE SHOULD SLOW DOWN."
00:11:08 - OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
00:12:02 - OH, THANK YOU, BUT I'M TIRED.
00:12:54 UH...
00:13:43 COULD YOU JUST EXCUSE ME FOR JUST ONE MORE SECOND?
00:14:42 - IT'S JUST THIS GIRL, STEPHANIE,
00:15:27 TO BREAK UP WITH THE WRONG GIRL
00:16:22 - I KNOW.
00:17:08 - I KNOW.
00:17:53 - LOOK, I UNDERSTAND.
00:18:45 - YES. WAY BACK THEN.
00:19:41 NOT LONG ENOUGH...
00:20:50 - I WAS TALKING TO THE GOITER.
Cast & Characters
Valerie Bertinelli
Melanie Moretti
Jane Leeves
Joy Scroggs
Wendie Malick
Victoria Chase
Betty White
Elka Ostrovsky
Michael R. Robinson
Waiter
Dave Foley
Dr. Moore
Joe Jonas
Will
Carole Gutierrez
Dr. Hernandez
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed482
Dialogue density24.1 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:20:50
Production Record
DirectorGil Junger
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes134
Factoids
Episode
Hot in Cleveland, season 1, episode 9: Good Luck Faking the Goiter.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/32294/season/1/episode/9
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