Horse Feathers

00:01:01 And so, in retiring as president of this college

00:02:55 So, doing your homework in school, eh? - Hello, old-timer!

00:04:54 When dear old Dad once gets mad

00:07:15 There's nothing between me and her. - Then you're crazy to fool with her.

00:09:09 You'll be entered as Darwin students to play in the game against Huxley.

00:11:12 Funny, I gotta haddock too. - What do you take? - Sometimes calomel...

00:15:09 First we want a football. - I don't know if we've got one.

00:18:49 You see that badge?

00:21:31 Professor, I don't understand.

00:24:07 Now, let us go on with our lecture.

00:25:57 There's a captain, then a lieutenant, then there's a corpuscle.

00:27:33 I know, but there's no fun keeping him after school.

00:29:49 Don't worry about him, he'll never know you were here.

00:32:08 You dropped your ice.

00:34:26 Every time the cow says "moo", she's making the bull very happy too

00:37:49 First I call them up, then I send them my chauffeur.

00:39:27 You think I'd give you 500 dollars for Darwin's signals?

00:45:15 Can you tell from there? I'm always like that after radishes.

00:47:10 So they're coming right over?

00:49:02 Now you're getting someplace.

00:51:54 Take that coat off.

00:54:57 Which way you going? - Out there. - Drop me off at the 40-yard line.

00:58:58 Yes, I'm a doctor. - How do you like the game, doc?

08:00:00 And a bonus, for you and your dog.