Horse Feathers

00:01:01 And so, in retiring as president of this college

00:02:55 So, doing your homework in school, eh? - Hello, old-timer!

00:04:54 When dear old Dad once gets mad

00:07:12 A college widow stood for something in those days. She stood for plenty.

00:09:06 how are you gonna fix it? - Don't worry, it's fixed already.

00:11:05 You crazy! A sturgeon, he's a doctor, cuts you open when you sick.

00:14:15 Why don't you pull yourself to pieces? - I'll talk it over with my partner.

00:18:32 Blocking traffic, holding up cars... Who do you think you are?

00:21:16 Hello, I want to speak to Miss Bailey. Is this Miss Bailey?

00:23:47 Come in, dunces. Here they are, 10 cents a dunce.

00:25:43 Let us follow a corpuscle on its journey.

00:27:18 Young man, you can't burn the candle at both ends.

00:29:16 See you later.

00:31:46 Be a lamp in the window for my wandering boy.

00:34:07 My last pupil, she gotta false set of teeth.

00:37:19 Baravelli!

00:39:08 Thanks! - Now, I want you to do something for me.

00:44:51 This is my first time in a canoe since I saw "The American Tragedy."

00:46:30 Oh, so that's your game.

00:48:20 You think you're gonna take us for a ride?

00:50:30 Alright. That game's in the bag. See ya later.

00:54:21 And you're crazy if you don't play the ace. Come on, fight!

00:57:28 Pinky, what are you doing here?

01:01:30 get off that ball. You're holding up the game.